Retrofitting The Shrew's Nest Inn
The Shrew's Nest Inn, a 950 square foot batchelor's pad, is located in the heart of the historic French Quarter. It sits on the same street as houses owned by Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie and Nicholas Cage.
Through the years, we have accomodated lesser known celebrities such as: Coach Tim, Atari Age and Daddy Kev. Their selfish (i.e., boyfriendless) ways allowed them to fit easily in a twin sized bed in a room that serves primarily as an office. Of the three, only Coach Tim didn't totally make out with our friends.
Now the time has come to host an actual couple for Southern Decadence. This couple unselfishly give their love to each other LOTS. The nostril burning smell of poppers will lovingly emanate in the air of a city also known as the "Big Easy".
Since there is no way Rob is going to fit in a twin sized bed with TJ, the Shrew's Nest Inn had to undergo a test run retrofit this weekend. This luxury queen size Aero Bed rises just tall enough so our guests will feel as if they were in a real bed.
We are going to move a huge-ass desk out of the office so they will have the privacy of a locked door. That'll spare my furry children the horror of jumping on the Aero Bed, having their veins suddenly dilated, and witnessing sodomy.
Are there any high bidders out there for the used sheets?