How this Redneck views the Olympics:

These Olympics sure got you folks just a shimmying in giddiness. It is the only subject that DC's fat truthsayer wanted to talk about yesterday. While I was searching for some grub, Greg was going on and on about watching the men's gymnastic team warm up on the internet. Then something about $%@#!&$ Comcast.

I told him that I really didn't care to see the curling competition, but maybe I'd watch a soccer game if we played some obnoxious country like the Netherlands. Greg promptly informed me that I was a dumbass because curling is a winter sport! Doh. Oh yeah... I knew that!

I can't help it if all my attention is on the fast approaching college football season. I am already fretting that I am going to miss LSU's first home game of the season versus Appalachian St. because TJ and Rob are going to be in town that same weekend for Southern Decadence. I'll be slipping off to peek at a TV while they are exposing themselves for beads.

In my neck of the woods, the only TV worth watching is SEC football. Nothing else matters. Three more weeks until the greatest soap opera on American television debuts. College football can't come fast enough for me as my alma mater, LSU, will try to defend it's BCS National Championship.

GEAUX TIGERS! KICK AUBURN'S ASS!