Who's Afraid of the Muffin Top?



Not me! Aint no muffin top here! Don't roll your eyes. Uh huh. Yes... you. This is a rare moment where I have successfully maintained the pudge OFF my waiste-line for quite some time. I totally attribute this to an addiction to tennis. Lord knows I am a food whore pigging out at Taco Bell every week. Go ahead. Click on the pics. You can almost lick me.


30 Comments:
Oh, my goodness! All I can say is E.Shrew is one lucky man.
What a great way to start my Friday. Why not help me have more better days with more posts like this... Pleeease.
My sister doesn't have any pudge on her waistline, but I don't want to see topless either.
I'd prefer "really" to "almost." Just sayin'.
Forget the lack of the muffin top, I can't stop looking at the junk in the trunks. Keep 'em coming.
Wow...those pictures took my breath away. I like how thouse trunks show your junk. E. Shrew is a lucky frak to claim you as a boyfriend.
You can certainly attribute the lack of pudge to your addiction to tennis, BUT let's also give credit to Ms. Adderall XR -- which is basically legal meth and a wonderful appetite suppressant. You started that full-time a few months ago, no?
Kudos to you, papa bear.
I haven't done the legal meth in quite some time Ms. Durban Bud. I only take it when I REALLY need it.
Reminds me of Madonna's new video.
HA HA! RYAN... I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!!! Especially my first pic, huh?
Damn...I wish I looked that good. I could take some amazing photos of you.
Why is your head so much bigger than your body?
Oh wait a minute....
never mind.
I wish these photos were scratch 'n sniff. looking good! (time for me to go and put on a mumu.
well chris is going to be REAL happy to see those pictures... nice... I am jealous of the flat stomach... i could never pull off those shorts... well let me rephrase that...
Looking very good, buddy!
Good lord Brett, don't you know that beer bellies are the in thing in 2008?
I'd do more than just lick all that
!
Fuck bitch-those pics are 2 much-I about shit when I click'd on the pic and they blew up-SHAZAM---lol-----and is that the head of the snake I see?
ps-if my bitch posted pics like that I'd have to rough her up!---or make her eat a double quarter pounder with cheez-a biggie fry and a x-large vanilla shake.
I like your trunk. I mean trunks.
By he way has anyone told you lately you are very good looking. WOOF.
Ray
Better muffin top than Carrot Top! ::ewg::
Sexy pics!
All i can say is.....WOOF!
I can and I did! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
I think I saw this once before, or was the DurbanBud transmitting his fantasies on short wave again?
Woofers!!!!!! OK now what does the other side look like?
Of COURSE there's no 'muffin top'! Not with that blue girdle sash you have sewn into those shorts!
My god.. you look so good..
Oh BTW thanks for your post.. hehe.. and the translation of my tattoo would be "Poor is the man whose pleasures depends on the permission of another".. hehe
If you worked out, you'd have a better body. ;-)
damn you sure are filling those short nicely! Yum, yum.
My word...I leave blog world for a few months and you are just withering away my friend. LOL. How the heck are you? So with all your metro travel get you sweet Cajun ass out here to SoCal and check out some real bears in LA, LB, and SD!!
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