Friday, July 11, 2008

Who's Afraid of the Muffin Top?





Not me! Aint no muffin top here! Don't roll your eyes. Uh huh. Yes... you. This is a rare moment where I have successfully maintained the pudge OFF my waiste-line for quite some time. I totally attribute this to an addiction to tennis. Lord knows I am a food whore pigging out at Taco Bell every week. Go ahead. Click on the pics. You can almost lick me.

30 Comments:

Blogger Stephen said...

Oh, my goodness! All I can say is E.Shrew is one lucky man.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Brent said...

What a great way to start my Friday. Why not help me have more better days with more posts like this... Pleeease.

July 11, 2008  
Anonymous Jeff said...

My sister doesn't have any pudge on her waistline, but I don't want to see topless either.

July 11, 2008  
Anonymous Fredo said...

I'd prefer "really" to "almost." Just sayin'.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Beau RN said...

Forget the lack of the muffin top, I can't stop looking at the junk in the trunks. Keep 'em coming.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger David Michael said...

Wow...those pictures took my breath away. I like how thouse trunks show your junk. E. Shrew is a lucky frak to claim you as a boyfriend.

July 11, 2008  
Anonymous durban bud said...

You can certainly attribute the lack of pudge to your addiction to tennis, BUT let's also give credit to Ms. Adderall XR -- which is basically legal meth and a wonderful appetite suppressant. You started that full-time a few months ago, no?

Kudos to you, papa bear.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Brettcajun said...

I haven't done the legal meth in quite some time Ms. Durban Bud. I only take it when I REALLY need it.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Ryan Charisma said...

Reminds me of Madonna's new video.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Brettcajun said...

HA HA! RYAN... I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GOING TO SAY THAT!!! Especially my first pic, huh?

July 11, 2008  
Anonymous Archerr said...

Damn...I wish I looked that good. I could take some amazing photos of you.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger TonkaManOR said...

Why is your head so much bigger than your body?


Oh wait a minute....


never mind.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Timmy said...

I wish these photos were scratch 'n sniff. looking good! (time for me to go and put on a mumu.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Kelly said...

well chris is going to be REAL happy to see those pictures... nice... I am jealous of the flat stomach... i could never pull off those shorts... well let me rephrase that...

July 11, 2008  
Blogger mikeinbama said...

Looking very good, buddy!

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Homer said...

Good lord Brett, don't you know that beer bellies are the in thing in 2008?

July 11, 2008  
Anonymous hamboner said...

I'd do more than just lick all that
!

July 11, 2008  
Anonymous Chris said...

Fuck bitch-those pics are 2 much-I about shit when I click'd on the pic and they blew up-SHAZAM---lol-----and is that the head of the snake I see?

ps-if my bitch posted pics like that I'd have to rough her up!---or make her eat a double quarter pounder with cheez-a biggie fry and a x-large vanilla shake.

July 11, 2008  
OpenID equivocalvagabond said...

I like your trunk. I mean trunks.

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Ray's Cowboy said...

By he way has anyone told you lately you are very good looking. WOOF.
Ray

July 11, 2008  
Blogger Lee said...

Better muffin top than Carrot Top! ::ewg::

Sexy pics!

July 12, 2008  
Anonymous Chip said...

All i can say is.....WOOF!

July 12, 2008  
Blogger CJ said...

I can and I did! Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!

July 12, 2008  
Anonymous copperred said...

I think I saw this once before, or was the DurbanBud transmitting his fantasies on short wave again?

July 12, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Woofers!!!!!! OK now what does the other side look like?

July 13, 2008  
Blogger cb said...

Of COURSE there's no 'muffin top'! Not with that blue girdle sash you have sewn into those shorts!

July 14, 2008  
Blogger Emisiones Nocturnas said...

My god.. you look so good..
Oh BTW thanks for your post.. hehe.. and the translation of my tattoo would be "Poor is the man whose pleasures depends on the permission of another".. hehe

July 14, 2008  
Blogger Chox said...

If you worked out, you'd have a better body. ;-)

July 14, 2008  
Anonymous derej said...

damn you sure are filling those short nicely! Yum, yum.

July 14, 2008  
Blogger Tony said...

My word...I leave blog world for a few months and you are just withering away my friend. LOL. How the heck are you? So with all your metro travel get you sweet Cajun ass out here to SoCal and check out some real bears in LA, LB, and SD!!

July 22, 2008  

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