Tuesday, July 08, 2008

Is My Weiner a Killer?

A friend, Kyle, alerted me to this article on yesterday. I was not surprised to read that Dachshunds topped a list of 33 breeds which were rated for their aggression. Especially after my 5 year old petite Boudreaux put some major damage on an English Bulldog named Molly over the weekend.

Killer Dachshund Boudreaux:
Looking at his Rap Sheet, Boudreaux has killed: a bird, a squirrel, a possum or two, a kitten, and almost my rooster Rocky. The only thing Boudreaux couldn't kill was a crazy horse that knocked him unconscious with a blow to the head. That incident was blogged about 2 1/2 years ago here.

Thank God, I have one Dachshund that is lovable and harmless. He is pictured below on the right. Pierre will only run after something if he thinks there is a treat involved.


Currently, Pierre is in the dog house with E.Shrew because he pissed in the bed last night (a rare occurrence). I had just put Boudreaux and Pierre in the bed before E.Shrew climbed into it. When the Shrew felt a wet spot on his back, he screamed in horror and said every curse word in the book.

After doing a check for who had the wet pee pee, the culprit was Pierre. I had to beg the Shrew to let us sleep with the dogs in the other bed. Thankfully, he calmed down and granted us permission. All evidence of the accident has since been washed up and dried; however, the Shrew is still not talking to Pierre.

5 Comments:

Anonymous catrina said...

The main headline in our local newspaper over the weekend was 'dog chews woman's toe off." Yep, her weiner dog chewed her toe off while she was sleeping! She is diabetic and has neuropathy, which is why she couldn't feel it. She'd recently had surgery, and the toe was wrapped. Docs think the dog was licking it and got carried away.

July 08, 2008  
Blogger TonkaManOR said...

Sounds like you dogs have similar traits to their owner.

One is overly aggressive and the other likes water sports........

July 08, 2008  
Blogger cb said...

Well, I hope Molly is ok, and Boudreaux gets a long time out.

July 08, 2008  
Blogger Ray's Cowboy said...

Hopefully molyy is dong better. I did not know that weiner dogs were that aggressive. But then again. each dog is like aperson they have their own traits.
Good luck on the killer dogs.
Ray

July 08, 2008  
Anonymous alnhouston said...

omg. lmao.

July 08, 2008  

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