Don't Judge Me by my Baggage

Pardon me for a minute as I step up on my soap box. So, is that what you guys really think of me? I am the Mariah Carey of the blogworld? (rolling up sleeves) For anyone that has actually met me in person, they will tell you that I am NOT a Diva. I am far from it. I do not hang around Rap guys. My name is not lit up with high wattage lights when I parade around in skimpy outfits.
I am actually very considerate of others, nice, and agreeable to whatever. While some of you are outright bitchy, crazy, farty, drunky, slutty, etc... I am just me. Yes, I do pack excessively for a weekend, but I like to have variety and choices. So, there!


30 Comments:
I can't see your baggage because you're not facing the camera, full frontal.
Mariah is a aging skank who used to be able to sing.
is that you?
Unfortunately, I could never sing Ryan.
Brett
You look like someone I saw on the Muni this morning.
I think you overpacked.
Gosh.
Where'd you hide your junk?
Oh good lord, you can't even see how wide that suitcase is!!!
You are insane.
To put this into perspective for everyone: that suitcase is only a foot high.
ROFL.
And now I go run.
BTW, thats the gayest. thing. you've. ever. said.
LOL.
I think you may have overpacked, it's traditional to leave at least one outfit to wear whilst in transit!
But um if you were to board my plane in that particular outfit I don't think I'd mind so much.
If you're the Mariah Carey of the gay blogosphere, who am I?
I have never thought of you as Mariah Carey. I have always enjoyed your reading. Getting to know you. People have to be able to dress to the occation. Rather is is leather to a leather bar. Polo Shirt to a prep bar. or a slizzy out fir to , you get my drift.
By the way did youtake one or more suitcases with you and how big were they??
Ray
Well if getting you piss mad makes you get naked and take pics like this.... then let me add fuel to the fire... do you drive that to work everyday??? Just Kidding!! those legs are looking HOT, I must call Chris now!!! smooches (don't let other get under your skin, well, unless you are, well never mind...)...oh you have given me a HNT idea... oh wait... I hid behind my boxed naked earlier this week...hmmm...must rethink... why am I typing all of this... must eat, drink and pack!
PS: New post, you got mentioned.
Mr. Cowboy, click on "Brett's Baggage" above this comment to see what he brought to DC. The photo was taken as he unloaded his bags from the cab and hauled them down the alley to the rear entrance of the house, as they wouldn't fit in the front door.
As for Jimbo, you are the Juice Newton of the blogworld. Kisses!
By the picture, It wasn't your sleeve you had to roll up.
I'm just sayin'.
i've missed something. i'm always so lost.
LOL @ "Brett's baggage"!
Jimbo - You're Kylie Newton-John.
I think you're shy, cute, hot, complicated, and not judgeable by your blog.
Blah, Blah, Blah One Question, Wasn't that tile floor cold? Who cares if you pack a little heavy. A wise woman once told me you can never be over dressed. It is just part of the magic that is you
g in So Tx
That's way not enough baggage for a weekend if you were Mariah Carey. LOL.
You're just fine!
OH MY GOD-- you brought THAT behemoth suitcase for ONE weekend???
I pack in 1/4 that size for a WEEK!
And I would NEVER call you a "diva". Primadonna perhaps, but never diva.
you say slutty like it is a bad thing.
I guess I missed something too. I don't get why they called you Mariah Carey.
By the way, like the pic. ;-)
Since Large Tony will be saying good-bye to the Blog in about a month, how about givig him (and us) a good-bye present of a view of the goods?
I'm personally thrilled you are comfortable with your body to share it with us. Kudos to your achievement in "pursuit of perfection"
My WORD....can I get you to come over my way and sit by my side in that state of undress. Such fair tender skin that needs a bit of MANhandling. LMAO!! Woof sexy!
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