Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Don't Judge Me by my Baggage



Pardon me for a minute as I step up on my soap box. So, is that what you guys really think of me? I am the Mariah Carey of the blogworld? (rolling up sleeves) For anyone that has actually met me in person, they will tell you that I am NOT a Diva. I am far from it. I do not hang around Rap guys. My name is not lit up with high wattage lights when I parade around in skimpy outfits.

I am actually very considerate of others, nice, and agreeable to whatever. While some of you are outright bitchy, crazy, farty, drunky, slutty, etc... I am just me. Yes, I do pack excessively for a weekend, but I like to have variety and choices. So, there!

30 Comments:

Blogger Steven said...

I can't see your baggage because you're not facing the camera, full frontal.

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Ryan Charisma said...

Mariah is a aging skank who used to be able to sing.

is that you?

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Brettcajun said...

Unfortunately, I could never sing Ryan.
Brett

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Adam said...

You look like someone I saw on the Muni this morning.

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Brent said...

I think you overpacked.

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Paul said...

Gosh.

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Paul said...

Where'd you hide your junk?

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Homer said...

Oh good lord, you can't even see how wide that suitcase is!!!

July 30, 2008  
Anonymous Dan Cooney said...

You are insane.

July 30, 2008  
Anonymous durban bud said...

To put this into perspective for everyone: that suitcase is only a foot high.

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Knight of Swords said...

ROFL.
And now I go run.
BTW, thats the gayest. thing. you've. ever. said.
LOL.

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Kezza said...

I think you may have overpacked, it's traditional to leave at least one outfit to wear whilst in transit!

But um if you were to board my plane in that particular outfit I don't think I'd mind so much.

July 30, 2008  
Anonymous jimbo said...

If you're the Mariah Carey of the gay blogosphere, who am I?

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Ray's Cowboy said...

I have never thought of you as Mariah Carey. I have always enjoyed your reading. Getting to know you. People have to be able to dress to the occation. Rather is is leather to a leather bar. Polo Shirt to a prep bar. or a slizzy out fir to , you get my drift.
By the way did youtake one or more suitcases with you and how big were they??
Ray

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Kelly said...

Well if getting you piss mad makes you get naked and take pics like this.... then let me add fuel to the fire... do you drive that to work everyday??? Just Kidding!! those legs are looking HOT, I must call Chris now!!! smooches (don't let other get under your skin, well, unless you are, well never mind...)...oh you have given me a HNT idea... oh wait... I hid behind my boxed naked earlier this week...hmmm...must rethink... why am I typing all of this... must eat, drink and pack!

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Knight of Swords said...

PS: New post, you got mentioned.

July 30, 2008  
Anonymous Brett's Baggage said...

Mr. Cowboy, click on "Brett's Baggage" above this comment to see what he brought to DC. The photo was taken as he unloaded his bags from the cab and hauled them down the alley to the rear entrance of the house, as they wouldn't fit in the front door.

As for Jimbo, you are the Juice Newton of the blogworld. Kisses!

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Sorted Lives said...

By the picture, It wasn't your sleeve you had to roll up.

I'm just sayin'.

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Tony (LT) said...

i've missed something. i'm always so lost.

July 30, 2008  
Blogger Lee said...

LOL @ "Brett's baggage"!

Jimbo - You're Kylie Newton-John.

July 30, 2008  
Anonymous DanNation said...

I think you're shy, cute, hot, complicated, and not judgeable by your blog.

July 31, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Blah, Blah, Blah One Question, Wasn't that tile floor cold? Who cares if you pack a little heavy. A wise woman once told me you can never be over dressed. It is just part of the magic that is you

g in So Tx

July 31, 2008  
Blogger Ice John's World said...

That's way not enough baggage for a weekend if you were Mariah Carey. LOL.

July 31, 2008  
Blogger mikeinbama said...

You're just fine!

July 31, 2008  
Blogger cb said...

OH MY GOD-- you brought THAT behemoth suitcase for ONE weekend???

I pack in 1/4 that size for a WEEK!

And I would NEVER call you a "diva". Primadonna perhaps, but never diva.

July 31, 2008  
Blogger Mathias N Oz said...

you say slutty like it is a bad thing.

July 31, 2008  
Blogger Timmy said...

I guess I missed something too. I don't get why they called you Mariah Carey.

By the way, like the pic. ;-)

August 01, 2008  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Since Large Tony will be saying good-bye to the Blog in about a month, how about givig him (and us) a good-bye present of a view of the goods?

August 02, 2008  
Anonymous Noahtroy said...

I'm personally thrilled you are comfortable with your body to share it with us. Kudos to your achievement in "pursuit of perfection"

August 04, 2008  
Blogger Tony said...

My WORD....can I get you to come over my way and sit by my side in that state of undress. Such fair tender skin that needs a bit of MANhandling. LMAO!! Woof sexy!

August 14, 2008  

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