Sunday, June 15, 2008

It's official: I am now 38 years old!

Early this morning, it was raining cats and dogs in New Orleans. I think Jesus was weeping that I have turned a year older. I keep telling myself that.

Getting older sucks royally! I am now older than TJ, Rob, and Moby. It is only downhill from now on. Gravity will soon start making things sag. Soon those testicles will look like bull balls. 

My friends and I ate at The Wine Bar in the French Quarter last night. I had asked the Shrew to somehow get the word out that I really didn't want presents. This was unsuccessful, as everyone brought such amazing and useful gifts. 

Like this hand mirror! When I realized what it was, I turned beet red. The table roared with laughter. What? What are you guys trying to tell me? 

The food and company were excellent! It really meant a lot to me to celebrate my birthday with such great friends. Thanks a lot guys! It meant the world to me! :)


Blogger Lewis said...

38? NO, say it isn't so. I wouldn't have put you a day over 37...or so. And the mirror...hehehe. Now you can get a good close up of those crows's feet. Happy birthday! Now, when do you want your spankings?

June 15, 2008  
Blogger Ray's Cowboy said...

think of yourself as a good bottle of wine. You are getting better with age and more expensive. That is my thinking. I enjoy every moment of 43. Make the best of it and keep on moving.

June 15, 2008  
Blogger Kelly said...

Oh now your also older than me... tee heee (only by a month)... Happy Birthday!!!

June 15, 2008  
Anonymous IRV said...

You're still a baby at 38. I'll be 53 on the 23rd. It's waaay better than the alternative. Besides, getting older is really pretty cool.

June 15, 2008  
Blogger Kyle said...

I think bull balls are a good thing!

June 15, 2008  
Blogger Moby said...

I'm wearing all black today in confirmation of the fatal event.


You so silly! lol I'm glad you had a good b'day. Actually, my life continually improves as I age and I'm not the least bit annoyed over it.

June 15, 2008  
Blogger mikeinbama said...

Happy Birthday Buddy! I will be 38 this year as well. For 38, you're smokin HOT!

Geaux Tigers, lose to Bama

June 15, 2008  
Blogger Mike said...

38 huh? Still the best looking 38 year old out there!
Happy Birthday Brett!

June 15, 2008  
Anonymous copperred said...

Awwwww poor thing. You know when my friends turn birthdays they suggest drinks with other friends.

Besides, it beats the alternative.

June 15, 2008  
Blogger Jimpossible said...

Happy Birthday Brett!

June 15, 2008  
Blogger Jimmi said...

Happy Birthday you old fart! :)

June 16, 2008  
Blogger Timmy said...

Happy Belated Birthday! And if this makes you feel any better about turning 38, just remember...

You will ALWAYS be younger than me. :-) xoxoxo

June 16, 2008  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Look at it this way: In two years you'll be 40!

(And soon you'll be eligible to join AARP)

June 16, 2008  
Blogger Brent said...

Happy Birthday. You know I think you are getting better looking with age, imagine what another 10 years will do... va va va voom.

June 16, 2008  
Blogger Ice John's World said...

Happy birthday! You will always be the brilliant Brett no matter what!

June 16, 2008  
Blogger cb said...

Awww- we're the same age now!

And I must say, you don't look a day over 31... squared!

June 16, 2008  
Blogger evilganome said...

38 is old. Excuse me, while I pick myself off the floor. Laughing so hard I fell of the chair, son.

At 53, my life is a lot better in some ways than it was when I was younger. You got a ways to go.

Happy birthday.

June 16, 2008  
Blogger Daniel said...

i just had a birthday last week and had a breakdown in a large shopping mall. it was awesome! hope your breakdown is as good as mine was :P

June 16, 2008  
Anonymous Jason said...

You're a very young 38 ;)

Happy Birthday, Brett!

June 16, 2008  
Blogger Mike said...

Well Brett,

I was going to say "I hope you have a wonderful birthday!", but it looks like you did!

Happy Birthday anyway!

June 16, 2008  
Blogger Curtis said...

And many happy returns of the day!

Don't worry. At least you still act like a teenager. ;-)

June 16, 2008  
Blogger Donnell said...

Happy Birthday Brett!!!

You're only as old as you feel, or is that as old as who you're feeling? Hmm with my advanced years, it's sometimes hard to remember these things...

June 16, 2008  
Blogger Emisiones Nocturnas said...

Oh my!! oh my!! oh my!!... Pretend hearing Marilyn singing.. "haaaaaaaaaaappy birthday tooo youuuuuu... hhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaappy biiiiiiiiiiiirthdaaaaaaaaay toooooooooo youuuuuuuuuuuu... haaaaaaaaaaappy biiiiiirthday, mister Brett Cajun Presideeeeeeeenttt... Hhhhhaaaaaappy biiiirthdaaaaaay.. tooo youuuuuuuuuuuuuu..!!!! and all the audience clapping and cheering for you...

YOU LOOK PRETTY HOT FOR BEING 38 Y/O... i hope to look as hot as you are now when i turn 38...

Felicidades desde Chile

June 16, 2008  
Anonymous Kevin M said...

Hm... seems to me that if you are older NOW than Moby, et al.... then you have always been older than them, be it "official" or not.

June 17, 2008  
Anonymous Jack N Hampster said...

Happy Birthday!

Well, to put it all in perspective when I turned 40, someone invited to my party said, I remember my 40th, it was 40 years ago...

June 17, 2008  
Blogger CJ said...

Happy belated Brett! You still have the smile of a horny teenager though.
I'm not even old enough to be your biological father. Yahoo indeed!

June 18, 2008  
Blogger hbjock said...

Aww happy birthday handsome! I'm sorry I mnissed it :)

June 19, 2008  

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