My Shorts Show My Junk
I have received emails asking about those blue shorts I recently posted on my blog. You may have noticed that I poke out in these pics. I promise you that I did NOT tug at my crotch beforehand. You can ask Whipping Boy. I didn't have to! The shorts are quite magically cut to enhance what's already there. You can get you the same shorts in different colors here: Boiish Shorts.
These pics were taken today, when I returned back to the scene of my heartbreaking loss last Sunday. Instead of quitting and swearing off tennis forever, I chose to continue to hone my skills. I played a set of doubles and three sets of singles with the New Orleans Tennis Club. Even though I got outplayed by most of the participants, getting drubbed will only make me a better player in the long run.
posted by Brettcajun at Saturday, April 26, 2008
13 Comments:
Junk? Oh, please. Modesty is not your game, my friend. And, I have to say, it's typically those who toot their own horns who just ain't got it. (You know I love ya, so don't send me hate mail.)
Lewis, I can see why you are skeptical. Some bloggers claim that they give the best BJ's in the world. But what if they really don't give great head? What if they nick you with their teeth and gag too damn much?
And can we talk about those that claim to make better lemon meringue pie than Mrs. Smiths? What if that is simply not true? Have any of us outside of Tucson actually taste tested those better than Mrs. Smiths lemon meringue pies?
And finally... what about the famous Buttsexers? Wouldn't you think that they make the most excellent Tops? What if they weren't? How will we ever know?
Which brings me to my point. We simply wont know until we just experience it for ourselves.
Unzipping trousers. Open wide bitch!
I don't care what Lewis says, that junk looks pretty hot to me. Now just pull down the shorts and let us see the real thing. Btw I don't have a gag reflex lol
Holy Jeeze, those things are going to be hanging past your knees if you don't support them!
I know I couldn't focus playing tennis with you with so much going on in those shorts.
Hot as always!
I need some of those shorts! Actually...why don't you just send me a pair of your shorts?
Please your skinny looking legs are a disgrace!
Brett, I loved your reply to Lewis. You're so right.
How will we ever know?
Damn, the claims anyone can make on their blog easily exceed the use of "AOL inches."
Slab? What slab?
6-0. 6-0.
You should have seen the fish that I caught. Yes, I threw it back.
I'm completely versatile.
whatcha going do with all that junk? all that junk inside that trunk?
I'm gonna get that junk!
The shorts need to be shorter... and tighter.
Hmmm..I have some shorts from target that do the same thing.
Not quite all I was looking for, but getting better.
Pretty difficult to keep that snake in his cage, huh? And if you need someone to testify... you know I will be glad to do so. Just tell me when you will be in town... we can even film it.
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