Jiggy Dance Whore Off Contest
Please show the willing participants some love and appreciation. Vote for your favorite and comment! I'll run the poll until Tuesday morning at 8:00am Central.
Brettcajun
Patrick from Patsy's Words:
CB from Mangina Monologues:
Kelly Stern:
Thanks to all of you who participated. I really appreciate it! You guys have made me laugh so hard watching your videos. Everyone is a winner!
posted by Brettcajun at Sunday, April 06, 2008
38 Comments:
Brett - I was kinda lost til I got to the Nip Tugs part....but its your whore off so its all good. So far we are off to some interesting submits!
Brett,
I don't think you can get any cuter!
this was tough!
I feel like PAULA ABDUL on Jiggy Dance Whore Idol:
brett, you had some great production values, cinematography and art direction. you took a classic song and put your own spin on it. And you looked great.
patrick, it's all about song choice and you nailed that one! I am busy loving JUNIOR SENIOR right now! And you looked great out there!
cb, while i don't know if that was the right song choice for you, it was clear you were having fun, and making it your own. i love the way you incorporated tektonic moves. The camera loves you.
kelly, you stumbled a little bit with your lyrics, but like a true professional you kept at it. you totally connected with that song and it shows. Plus, you looked great tonight.
how many times can i vote for myself???/ hehehhe... everyone looked like they were having fun... it will be a tough competition...
That was hilarious. I almost peed my pants. Everyone was AMAZING and the winner would have to be....
CB - It was kinda like a funky "Bring it On" meets "Showgirls"
First off-- I am a little disappointed that there were only four (FOUR!!) of us who participated. Well, maybe everyone will see how much fun it is and decide to participate next time.
Second- I don't think anyone should vote for themselves... I know that I, um....yeah.
ahem.
LOVED ALL VIDEOS! Kelly, my hubby has a crush on your nipples. CB, hot, hot, hot! Spirit Fingers, baby! Brett, you are perfection! And of course, I had lots of fun, especially with my hubby participating! JIGGY FEVER!
That was the trippiest stuff I've seen since last week's acid trip, Dancing with the Stars, the Results.
Congratulations, Brett. You have officially passed me in the unusual department. Your video was part Peter Greenaway, part John Waters, part Timothy Leary, part I Spit on Your Grave, part Jamie Lee Curtis in Perfect and a whole lotta Hillbilly. I almost had a seizure. I viewed your video on your YouTube page. The related videos suggested were by Party Monster murderer Michael Alig. How telling. Was that Garth from Wayne's World trying to kill you? If that was eShrew playing Garth, he deserves major props for being a part of your madness. Also, he has a nice butt.
Awwww...Delicious Danny made his dance debut. Why is he not credited? It was nice to see a couple work it together. Maybe you should do videos with 2 performers next time. It would have been nice if DD and Patsy flashed the camera at least once. I would have voted from several computers. Patsy is a natural in front of the camera (love the baseball cap) and the best lip-syncher.
CB (Cerebral Ballsy?) was the only one to give a full-on real jiggy dance. That will probably help him win, deservedly. Plus, he has great hair and insatiable hips. I'm impressed.
Kelly, Kelly, Kelly -- you were workin' the beefcake and it definitely helped. Losing the apron to showcase your sexy chest would have boosted your votes. Your videos seem to have a Less Than Zero/70's porn vibe to them. Why is that? We need to see you throw it down with a fast song in a well-lit room next time, minus the liquid courage beforehand, of course. ;-)
I admire all of you boys for entertaining us with your own unique styles. And you're ALL so damn cute. It's funny that you're all in the same age range and can still cut up, act silly and have fun. You make blogging a pleasure, seriously. BIG BEAR HUGS and fanny pats to all you crazy kids. Another job well done.
OMG, I am still wiping the tears from my eyes! But is it from the laughter or the sadness of the of the ending of Brett's traumitizing horror epic?!?! Kelly, ya a classic and curious minds wanna know if ya cook in that apron sans clothing all the time! Just don't overly toast the nuts hun! CB, I have never laughed so hard! I thought ya had done gone and passed out only to cartwheel ya way back! Bravo! Patrick, what sass ya possess ... work it! Brett, maybe ya have a new career in the film world ... watch out Lynch! Thanks for the laugh fellas!
Brett, isn't there an old country saying that goes something like, "as long as it don't scare the cattle, it's all right with me?"
The cattle were probably terrified, but I guess that just makes your video the exception that proves the rule. Or something. You got my vote.
At a secret time, every one of you bastards will start clucking like a chicken after you have seen my hypnotic video.
EVIL CACKLE ;)
Durby, You'll see some skin when I do! I asked first after all.
All the videos were great. Brett, you're so high tech.
DD
I am beginning to feel like Hillary Clinton in this poll. Will I catch up before time runs out? Maybe I should consider doing a smear campaign against the others? Hmm...
Wow, they were all terrific, but I was able to pick a favorite and cast my vote for cb.
Mark :-)
Damn, this is a close race...both CB and Mr. Cajun are closing in...yikes, the drama!
Patrick:
My campaign has resorted to dirty tricks. The End Justifies the Means has always been my motto!
One BJ for your vote. If you secure ten votes for me, by whatever means, that's one free poke. ;)
I see CB, a known whore, is employing the same tactics. COPY CAT!!!
I HAVE OUTRAGE AT YOUR CAMPAIGN TACTICS BRETT! It's a shame that you have to resort to these tactics to win your own jiggy dance competition.
Oh, the horror...........
Oh Patrick... you sound like one of those mamby pamby screaming Obama supporters.
THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS
LOSING IS FOR LOSERS!
WHATEVER IT TAKES!
TRACY FLICK IS MY HERO!
I have a feeling that this contest is completely rigged. Or people are stuffing "boxes".
I'm feeling a bit "Gore" at the mo'.
I'm not sayin', I'm just sayin.
CB:
Everyone knows that a good actress will sleep her way to the top to get that leading role. Those are just the breaks when you want to climb up the ladder. Your box has been stuffed all day. It could be worse. You could be tied with Kelly Stern. So, stop bitching. ;)
Brett
Ok, Brett, if I lose this time, they'll be hell to pay. A pound of flesh, your flesh. I will find a yard stick, and spank you.
Whoaaaa! I LOVE to be spanked! I have been a BAD BOY. Spank me Daddy!
UNFREAKINGBELIEVABLE!!!!
I THINK PATRICK IS STUFFING THE BALLOT BOX OR OFFERING 2 BJ's FOR ONE VOTE!
HE IS PULLING AHEAD AGAIN!
GRRR...
MY STRATEGIST IS SO FIRED!
Don't try me Brett! you can go to every computer in your house and vote for yourself, but we've got armies at our command!
Also, I'm pimping Dan out, which is why people are voting for us! A glimpse of his luscious booty for a vote!
I am conjuring up my Twitter army now Patrick! That's your ASS.
I am on bottom??? oh wait, that was yesterday... If I were not in Nashville half lit I would be pissed right now... but I will take my loss with grace... I may not be a winner, but I am a good person dammit!!!!
And so was Judy Garland sweetheart. ;)
The contest and the comments are a voyeur's paradise, I must say. Congrats to all who entered. I did feel a little trippy after Bretts. Holy man, canjun...
They're all quite good, but my vote is for Patrick and his creative use of his boyfriend. Plus he dances the 'thumbs up' dance, so everything is good in the world.
However, I also like Brett's use of the exercise ball in the field.
I'm now wondering if I can get my boyfriend to dance in a video with me.
I HAVE NOW PULLED EVEN WITH PATRICK! YES! SUCK IT BITCH! Baaahaaawaaa!!!!
Doh! All those campaign promises are going to put me at a risk for CRABS. Again. GULP!
Brett, don't diminish all of our hard work on these jiggy dances! First of all, don't forget, that this is your contest and you want us all to participate....
Who will want to participate next time knowing you've spread your hole all over the blog land for votes (other than my husband?)
Oh, and last count had you down by three...common place for you based on your tennis scores!
Patrick:
Oh no you didn't just call me out on my tennis game! That was a LOW BLOW! And completely NOT TRUE since I kick ass on the court.
You had better watch your hide on those bitches Kelly and CB. They are quickly HOT on your tail. And if anyone can whore for votes... it's those tramps!
This night is not over by a long shot! I still have precincts cumming in!
Oh, Brettly,
You're so cute when you're behind!
Remind me again what the winner receives?
Oh. I see.
If I am not the winner, though I probably deserve it from the quality of my video, I'll probably mail the winner a used jock strap. That's the prize (if I don't win) ;)
So the winner receives a small used piece of cloth laced with microscopic public lice larvae from Baton Rouge? Wow. No wonder people are itchin' to win so bad.
i gotta give mangina props for learning the whole "bring it on" dance...
but seriously? how can Kelly NOT win? he's NAKED UNDER AN APRON for cryin out loud!
Brett. Hitting below the belt. That's not like you. Is it? But hey, if you can work with that big pink ball then we could be friends. Ahh Your still the prettiest stud on the farm.
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