Her Witchcraft, My Sorcery!
Whipping Boy, E.Shrew, and I will travel to the Queer Capital of Texas today for a Big Gay Tennis Tournament. The most stunning development so far on the trip is Whipping Boy's psychological evil mind tricks. It is outright WITCHCRAFT! Since we may very well face each other in the Quarterfinals, he is already trying to fuck with my head. I have been hounded non-stop by this magical symbol:
Supposedly, the four finger symbol represents his ONLY motivation for this trip. Whipping Boy stubbornly refuses to tell me what it all means. The only hint I get from him is that it has everything to do with ME. My Gawd... I love attention... but this is ridiculous!
He plans to launch this spell immediately when we walk on the courts Saturday morning. I must find out a way to block this spell! After a sleepless night of tossing and turning, I finally came up with my own sorcery to block his witchcraft: