Monday, January 29, 2007

Papa Hog

I feel like a Papa Hog. You know one of those prize winning blue ribbon hogs from Arkansas? Yep. I am beginning to look like my twin brother and father. I have not played any tennis or done any cardio in a long time. Taco Bell + No Cardio = Papa Hog. I am disgusted. Why didn't someone tell me sooner before it got this out of hand?!?! OH MY GAWD... my side profile now looks disgusting. No wonder this body builder was giving me a lecture about DIET on Saturday. I just thought he was being chatty. No wonder Madame de Pompadour kept telling me to suck it in all night at the Bourbon Pub! I just don't get hints dammit. Don't you hate it when you suddenly realize you are now officially FAT and everyone was in on the secret but you??? Grrr...

Sunday, January 28, 2007

Down on the Farm III Video Podcast

Me throwing hay everywhere like a hissy fit
A freak accident that almost kills the hens!
The first Filly born this Spring.

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Saturday, January 27, 2007

Heavenly Vocals make for a "Heavenly Day"

I got my hands on an advanced copy of the first single from Patty Griffin's Children Running Through album available February 6, 2007. I was blown away with her beautiful voice and her soulreaching lyrics. Heavenly Day is a gorgeous song. I popped the DEMO in E.Shrew's Benz on the way to Downtown Fitness. My first reaction was "WOW! THIS IS WAY BETTER THAN NORA JONES!" I have listened to the song about 10 times today. I love it so much that I am going to get her album when it comes out. I wish Patty Griffin all the luck with her new album. I hopes she finds tremendous commercial success with it.

Thursday, January 25, 2007

Me being REALLY gay on the couch...

This was recorded Monday night, but I am just getting around to posting it on my blog. I held back because I thought I REALLY looked and acted Gay. Oh well... I AM Gay. Fuck it.

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Monday, January 22, 2007

First Night Sleeping in New House

I am all moved in. Tonight is the first night I am sleeping in the new house. Boudreaux and Pierre are getting used to their new surroundings. There is plenty of love shared here between me and my Dachshunds. We make a great pack.

Sunday, January 21, 2007


Bears 17

Saturday, January 20, 2007

My Dream Job: Cleaning Chicken Shit off Eggs

Having Chickens was fun at first. But now it is more of a chore. What do I do with all these eggs? I feel as if I literally have them coming out of my ass. What you see here is ten days worth of eggs. I am seen cleaning them in the old house this morning. I dare not take the eggs up the steps to my new house lest I be a clutz and crack 70 eggs. With my luck of late, I didn't dare tempt fate.

Thursday, January 18, 2007

Phallic Me

Tuesday, January 16, 2007

My First Jiggy Dance for 2007!

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I know you have all been waiting! My first Jiggy Dance for 2007. Tell me what you think. You can click on all my videocasts on the list. My latest is at the very top. (If for some reason you can't play the video directly on my blog, go to: and you'll find all my videocasts. Just click the little green play button under each title.)

Obama to Saints: 'This fairy tale ends'

Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill Quote by Associated Press

"The Bears are going to the Super Bowl," a gleeful Obama told reporters Monday outside a church in suburban Chicago. "I am happy for New Orleans. I think it's a wonderful story for their city, but this fairy tale ends when they come to Chicago."

Well, I think your fairy tale ends Senator when Hillary Clinton's War Chest steamrolls yours in Iowa. When sports fans around the country see that you forecast about as well as little Dick Cheney's infamous "last throes of the insurgency" line... you wont stand a chance.

Now I just need Hillary Clinton to state how the Saints will crush the Bears and make it to the Super Bowl so everybody will see how much of a genius she is! ;)

Even "V" says the Saints are #1:

Monday, January 15, 2007

Cual es el chisme

On the New Orleans barfly scene... the chattering classes are talking. Yes, I've noticed. Your perceptions of reality ARE correct. Yes, it's true... what was once broken is now made whole again. Awww... everyone loves a happy ending. Yes, I've caught glimpses of all the "Awww's". Isn't it just sweet? I'd say it's a lot better than all the "Ohhh's" and "Something must have happened!" looks a few months ago. Thanks for all the nods, smiles, and respect. It is much noticed and appreciated. ;)

Friday, January 12, 2007


I took these pictures driving into the city of New Orleans this afternoon.

Saints vs Eagles
Louisiana Superdome
Saturday Night at 7pm Central

I am praying that the Saints Drew Brees, Deuce McAllister, Reggie Bush and Colston run up and down the Superdome turf against the Philadelphia Eagles Saturday night. No one has been able to stop the New Orleans Saints all season but the New Orleans Saints. Every game they lost was all self-inflicted by costly penalties, turnovers, etc. The Saints have had three weeks to restup for this game. I can feel it. The Saints are going to steamroll over the Eagles like a river boat down the Mississippi River. GEAUX SAINTS! WHO DAT? WHO DAT? WHO DAT SAY THEY GONNA BEAT DEM SAINTS!?

Thursday, January 11, 2007


I shouldn't be at work this morning. Every fiber in my being is shaking from road rage. I had a Dr. appointment at 9am in Baton Rouge. Since Baton Rouge is now Louisiana's largest and most vibrant city, morning and afternoon commutes are TOUGH. Until the local Parish officials agree on a fucking loop around the city, it is going to continue to be gridlocked.

I left an hour and a half BEFORE my Dr. appointment. That is leaving a full hour extra to account for morning traffic. Not on this day. In my car I was punching my horn. A traffic light at a major thoroughfare was blinking yellow and red lights making it a four way stop. NOOOO!!!!! 45 minutes to go one mile. I was fit to be tied. An overturned truck further ensnared traffic. I was going ballistic. This can't be happening!!!

So, I missed my Dr.'s appointment. I am pissed. I am Catholic. Why is God punishing me? What have I done? Why has my Kharma suddenly turned bad?

Today, I am NOT being nice to any of my co-workers. I should just call it a day and take the rest of the day off. I feel like I am owed the two hours that was robbed from me for taking off work to go to a stupid Dr. appointment that had to be rescheduled. GRRR...

Tuesday, January 09, 2007


BCS Championship Game
Florida 41
Ohio St. 14

Sugar Bowl
LSU 41
Notre Dame 14

Florida finished ranked #1 by the AP Top 25 poll. LSU finishes #3, Auburn #9, Arkansas #15, and Georgia #23. No other Conference has five teams n the AP Top 25. That is a testament to the power of the SEC.

Boise State finished 13-0 at #5 in the AP poll. I was arguing last night with Darin from All Prep and No H about WHY Boise State shouldn't finish at #2. As Whitney Houston would say, the WAC is WHACK! Just because Boise State has gone undefeated, does not mean they deserve to be #2. It is all about strength of schedule. Look at their schedule:

08/31 Sac St W 45-0
09/07 Oregon St W 42-14
09/16 at Wyoming W 17-10
09/23 Hawaii W 41-34
09/30 at Utah W 36-3
10/07 La Tech W 55-14
10/15 at New Mexico St W 40-28
10/21 at Idaho W 42-26
11/01 Fresno St W 45-21
11/11 at San Jose St W 23-20
11/18 Utah St W 49-10
11/25 at Nevada W 38-7
01/01 vs #11 Oklahoma W 43-42

Sure, beating #11 Oklahoma was great, but the Sooners are not quite the team they used to be. If you want the recognition, then you have to schedule some BIG BOYS in the future. Why not schedule an SEC team? Hmmm? Why not leave the powder puff WAC and join another conference? There are options to avoid this in the future! If the NCAA had a football playoff, I think Boise St. would have been eliminated in the second round. Just my honest opinion.

Monday, January 08, 2007

Something to flex my muscles to...

I have entered the Heart of Texas 5, a gay tennis tournament in Austin, Texas, on March 10-12th. I am stoked! That means I'll be OCDing in the gym and on the tennis courts for the next nine weeks. That is good, because I have recently been slacking in both departments.

That means Brian D. had better get his butt back into tennis playing shape. We had a VERY close match last month in Dallas. Brian did manage to squeak out a victory, but will he be so fortunate next time? When I get to Austin, I am hoping to bounce Brian right out of the Class D bracket in the Austin Tournament. Revenge will surely be sweet. ;)

I have a lot of motivation for this tournament. I did so well in the consolation bracket in the Houston tournament, I am going to have a lot of MOFO's wanting to take my ass out in Austin. Ahh... the price of going roughshod over the competition in the consolation bracket. I have my own big shoes to fill. Will I be prepared? Can I ramp up my game to actually WIN in the Singles and Doubles finals? We'll see!

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Me and E.Shrew

Out on the town at Georges in Baton Rouge

Thursday, January 04, 2007

When do you administer COCKBLOCKING?

You bring a HOT NEW THANG into town. Your friends smell fresh meat. You are somehow pushed away from your new friend and all the action that ensues. Soon your new buddy is passed around like a newborn baby and kissed by everyone. You don't know quite what to feel. Is this okay? Should I start cockblocking them now or let them play a little longer? What are the rules for cockblocking your own friends when you bring a bonafide stud into town?

LSU 41, Notre Dame 14 SUGAR BOWL

Winning is always sweet. Beating America's most hated team, the Notre Dame Fighting Irish, is superbly sweet!

But the buzz around the stadium was Alabama's hiring of Nick Saban. Alabama sold their soul to the devil and is betting the farm on Saban returning them to their former glory years. Hell, I just want to see Alabama field an exciting offense like LSU. Apparently the Alabama Crimson Tide powers are tired of being a sub par team in the SEC. They are tired of living under Florida, LSU and Auburn's shadow. I would mention Tennessee here, but anyone that loses to Penn St. in a bowl game doesn't deserve any praise right now.

Someone near my section jokingly said "ROLL TIDE!" at the Superdome, and the crowd went crazy MAD. The person never dared to say such an inflammatory thing again. See... LSU's former coach Nick Saban is now going to be Alabama's coach. What a slap in the face to the LSU fans!!! Warning to anybody visiting Louisiana : Do NOT say "ROLL TIDE!" or "NICK SABAN" without expecting to get cursed out, spit on, or punched out. In the South, passion for football is INTENSE.

Tuesday, January 02, 2007

Strike A Pose

Dallas bad boy Rich is in town. I am trying to keep my "pack" of wolves from completely devouring him. It's tough bringing fresh meat to town. Everybody wants a taste. Rich is Brett x 2 = MEGA HANDFUL. But I am enjoying his company tremendously.