Thursday, December 06, 2007

What Farm Animal Are You?

Have you ever pondered what farm animal you most emulate? I do all the time. I would definitely be a Banty (Bantam)Rooster.


I am sure you have seen men like this out at your favorite watering hole. You know... short men that walk around with a swagger and a can of whoopass. It's all postering. Trust me. Banty Roosters are 1/4th the size of a regular chicken. They make up for their size disadvantage with overly aggressive behavior. Next time you see a short man walking around all tough, give him a bar nickname of "Banty Rooster" to your friends. Don't dare let him hear you say it though or he'll be up in your snizz ready to spur your ass!

17 Comments:

Blogger Chris said...

That's exactly what my mom and I call my brother-in-law. Perfectly accurate description of him and guys like him. LOL

December 06, 2007  
Blogger Curtis said...

I'd probably be a work horse. Tried and true. Always dependable. Usually quiet.

December 06, 2007  
Blogger Homer said...

I'm a mule- stubborn.

December 06, 2007  
Blogger Adam said...

I'm a bull, grumpy and strong.

December 06, 2007  
Blogger cb said...

I'd be a weasel-- gettin' in the chicken coop and killing all y'all.

December 06, 2007  
Anonymous Jeff said...

I'm laughing too hard to post an animal. HOMER, stubborn? Naw, he's waaaaaaay past that!

December 06, 2007  
Blogger CJ said...

This is your most accurate post ever. You do strut like a Banty rooster. Flog me baby!
Some might say I'm a slop hog.

December 06, 2007  
Anonymous jeff (kelly's btch) said...

this is jeff....kelly was a chicken hawk but i am not chicken no more....lol

December 06, 2007  
Blogger Kelly said...

Well, back in the day (yesterday) I was a chicken hawk... these days, hmmm... i am the hound dog laying on the porch licking up the spilled drinks... woof!

December 06, 2007  
Blogger Sorata said...

I'm a pony - fast and get out of my way.

December 07, 2007  
Blogger Ray Aquino said...

I think I'd be a platypus because I'm weird and people don't know what to make of me...

December 07, 2007  
Blogger Gooster said...

I would have to say I am a beefalo. Scruffy and unkempt looking peaceful unless provoked, then known to gore ya! LOL!

December 07, 2007  
Blogger Kalvin said...

I think I would be a grazing cow. Moo...

December 08, 2007  
Blogger Lewis said...

Cock?

December 08, 2007  
Blogger Raybob said...

I'd be a yak; placid, hairy and slow to anger. But I'd be a funny yak ...

December 09, 2007  
Blogger Mr.Brian/Mr.Fletcher said...

I know a lot of people like that. I don't know what kind of animal I'd emulate; something that can't seem to slow down, is stubborn and prideful yet friendly and sometimes a little generous, nurturing when it comes to family and friends, and ready to cut enemies down a notch or two for being too vindictive for their own good. Maybe a Labrador?

December 10, 2007  
Blogger Moby said...

Those are the toughest birds to eat too! lol

If I were a bird, I'd have to be a pigeon. Those damn things are always mating.

In general, I see myself as an armadillo. Strong, thick shell, fast as lightening, and while rarely used, claws big and sharp enough to tear a hunk out of you when provoked.

December 12, 2007  

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