Wednesday, December 05, 2007

I'm REAL.

When you are REAL, you can easily verify anything about yourself. This is my college diploma from LSU.



But what if I stole that pic from someone else named Brett that also had a degree from LSU? Well...I can offer my easily recognizable body shot:



Still not convinced? Well... a REAL blogger can also put multiple images of the same thing with his face and pursed lips in the pic too:


And that, Mary, is what a REAL blogger can do! SNAP. SNAP. DOUBLE SWIRL. HMPFH!

22 Comments:

Blogger patrick said...

I think you should verify that you're really a man.

December 05, 2007  
Anonymous durban bud said...

Why are you covering up your last name? We all know it's Cajun. Duh.

You have nice fingers.

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Homer said...

u R NEKD!!! lol N SMARTZ!!! N REL!!! lol

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Gooster said...

Brett, were you having kinky alone time with your LSU Diploma? I know LSU gives ya wood, but to take pictures is a whole new level of kink! LOL! Tugs!

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Atari_Age said...

Brett, if you weren't real then I must have looked really weird babbling to empty seats in NOLA.

Oh yeah, and Patrick, not that I would know first hand or anything, but I am assured on the closest authority that he is indeed a man. :D

December 05, 2007  
Anonymous Jeff said...

We would get together and kick "steve"'s ass if he were a real person, but we can't because he only exists in Moby's mind.

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Kalvin said...

Brett, I hope you know this is real silly.

December 05, 2007  
Blogger patrick said...

I guess, what I was saying Mr. Atari, is that I wanted to see him naked. Get it?!

December 05, 2007  
Anonymous Brian D said...

Still not convinced until you show your candy cock. LOL

Brian D

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Rey a.k.a. "Mr. Secret" said...

Ha, that's awesome, Brett. Hmmm... I wonder if those two buffoons could ever do the same... Hmmmm...

Doubt it!

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Homer said...

I peed next to Brett at a bar in SF. I can verify that there is a Slab.

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Sorted Lives said...

Who be questioning you ain't real?? You be a strappin' real man with whom I would love to slab sum butta over that hind end of yours and eat you with my collard greens and ham hocks.. I'm just sayin'.

December 05, 2007  
Anonymous john said...

Are you an Aggie like me?

December 05, 2007  
Blogger CJ said...

It's amazing how authentic they can make those online diplomas look. Congrats on finding a great service. I love rubbing it in my fathers face that he got a degree in agriculture in 1946 from the University of Arkansas. Can
I get a Pig Sooey? Whoops sorry.
I'd rather see your Johnson.

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Sorata said...

Wow, this post is generating lots of comments, LOL

Well... everything I wanted to say had been mentioned... I'm just hear to hang out. :D

December 05, 2007  
Blogger Lacey said...

Who's Mary?

and...yeah, but durban bud said. duh.

December 06, 2007  
Blogger Atari_Age said...

Patrick, sorry, yes, I knew that. I was making my own side joke that didn't work out well.

Brett, this is an cool idea - take a potentially incendiary post and sprinkle with hot guy pics! I have to use this approach.

December 06, 2007  
Blogger JON said...

I am glad that you are NOT giving us the finger. Index was a good choice.

December 07, 2007  
Blogger Lewis said...

I have never questioned your REALNESS......ever. Seen ya, touched ya, sat with ya, let you stick your fingers in my thingy and eat it. Nope, I know you're for real.

December 08, 2007  
Blogger Zeitzeuge said...

Unless the diploma is right next to your penis, I still can't verify and don't believe it.

December 10, 2007  
Blogger hbjock said...

I got one up on you.. mine is written in Hawaiian heheh :)

December 10, 2007  
Blogger Matt said...

Well.. To really know you are real (and not just a bunch of images you collected around the net...) Could you show us some type of VIDEO proof.. Like of you talking or perhaps dancing? LOL.

December 18, 2007  

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