But what if I stole that pic from someone else named Brett that also had a degree from LSU? Well...I can offer my easily recognizable body shot:
Still not convinced? Well... a REAL blogger can also put multiple images of the same thing with his face and pursed lips in the pic too:
And that, Mary, is what a REAL blogger can do! SNAP. SNAP. DOUBLE SWIRL. HMPFH!