Sunday, December 30, 2007

Dignity Restored!

OH MY GAWD! My dignity has been restored. I have just beaten E.Shrew 6-0, 6-1 at a nearby tennis court. YES!

The poor Shrew was so distracted by a White Trash family playing tennis near us, that he couldn't concentrate. They sucked. They all wore jeans and were making a loud disturbance. I almost said something, but the Mom and Dad looked like they had just escaped from prison.

Maybe I am being harsh, but they hit their tennis balls everywhere BUT where they were supposed to go. Whenever a kid would luckily hit a ball, they loudly cheered even if the ball flew onto other people's court. This happened the entire time. Why couldn't they take tennis lessons first?

To make matters worse, the adults kept climbing the 20 foot fence in front of their children and claimed they were spider man. The kids tried to immitate them, but failed. Who climbs the fence on tennis courts??? OMG! There is a certain standard of behavior that is expected on the tennis courts, and these folks were making it miserable for us.

Luckily for me, I was somehow able to overcome the distractions and finally get to . 500 for the first time since the Queen's Cup has begun. YES!!! I have now moved up to #2 in the rankings based on the sheer number of games I have played.

The Queen's Cup Standings:
1. Monte (4-0) 1.00
2. Brettcajun (6-6) .500
3. Heath (2-2) .500
4. Whipping Boy (1-3) .250
5. E.Shrew (1-3) .250

4 Comments:

Blogger Steven said...

Here's to .538 and beyond! All my best for 2008!

December 30, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

The poor Shrew was so distracted by a White Trash family playing tennis near us, that he couldn't concentrate. They sucked. They all wore jeans and were making a loud disturbance. I almost said something, but the Mom and Dad looked like they had just escaped from prisonb

Been a reader and a fan of yours since I feel upon your fantastic blog. LOVE IT! But that passage seems so "not BrettCajun" Yes u can be self absorbed and in love with yourself and at the same time sweet and caring-thats what I dig
about your blog. But OMG "in jeans-white trash-escapees from prison" seems a bit much and very condescending-I wonder if they were thinking OMG HOMOSEXUALS. Thanx 4 the blog chris @ velvet2@cox.net

December 31, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh, that's just Brett being Brett. God forbid a family go to a tennis court and goof off and cheer on their kids for laughs. God forbid they not be completely devoted to the sport. God forbid they just have fun.

More likely they were thinking "look at that silly queer mincing around the court trying EVER so hard to prove how butch and masculine he is. Poor sad thing."

January 01, 2008  
Blogger BRETTCAJUN said...

You have to behave on the tennis courts. PERIOD. If you can't act civilized, then you shouldn't be on one. They were lucky I didn't undress them with sharp words. Hmpfh!

January 01, 2008  

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