BEATING THE SNOT OUT OF AUBURN
How does the Auburn fight song go? "I've been working on the railroad... I've been working on the railroad... I've been working the railroad... all God Damn Effing Day!"
Did you know that Auburn fans smell like mildewed trailers? Yep. It's true. It is a known fact that Auburn is the trailer capital of the world. They just talk up this "plains" thing to make it sound fancier. Patsy and Paul did good for themselves moving up to NYC. The rest of the SEC should be given a humanitarian award for putting up with our mildewed trailer smelling Aubie fans. The Shrew and I will be sure to bring clothes pins to the game Saturday night.
Folks, this is simply not Auburn's year. With the BCS National Championship Game at the Louisiana Superdome, it's LSU's destiny to win a third national championship by creaming Jeff's Ohio State team. It is becoming a college football tradition for the SEC Champion to drub Ohio State. Just in case you didn't know. ;)
Personally, I have a selfish reason for wanting LSU to beat Auburn. The Shrew and I really want a return date back to Atlanta for the SEC Championship game. Why? So, we can blow a wad (of dough) at the wonderful Swinging Richards. That's a place made in heaven for us! ;)