Jump Starting my Brain
ADD is a three-letter acronym that stands for Attention-Deficit Disorder, a mental illness that impairs one's ability to keep focused. I have two nephews in my family that have been diagnosed and are currently being treated for this condition.
Personally, I have always suspected that I have ADD, but never did anything about it. I am easily distracted. Give me something boring to do... you can forget it! Heck, my memory aint even what it used to be. My brain has been feeling pretty foggy nowadays. Almost as if I am getting dumber! Is that even possible?
Well, I finally did something about my brain dead condition. Today, I took my first Adderall XR pill. How does it make me feel? Well, after a couple hours... I feel good! A co-worker was laughing at the way I said good. It gives me a nice buzz feeling. Damn... I could get used to this!
I was initially worried that the drug would make me feel like a crystal meth addict. I wouldn't mind being horny all the time, but just not crystal-meth-like horny. It's just not attractive hitting on others while you are tripping, shaking, and stuttering. Besides, being a cracked-out horny Robotron would probably scare away my co-workers.
So far, I feel REALLY GOOD. My brain does actually feel sharper! I even have a little pep to my walk. And no... I did not take this mental stimulant to help me play better tennis next weekend in Dallas. Seriously... I am not that freakish competitive. Or am I?