Tuesday, September 18, 2007

Fairy Investigative Committee

Our blogworld is evolving at quite a fast pace. We have a Sheriff. We have lots of Town Whores milling about. As our world has grown, democracy has flourished and self governance became a necessity. Our little blog community has recently set up a investigative committee in charge of rooting out fake bloggers and keeping the bullshit factor to a minimum.

Well, I would like to add to our bureaucracy. I want to launch the Fairy Investigative Committee (FIC). Our purpose to nominate all those heauxmeaux bloggers who really should have their Gay Card taken away.

Just for fun to stir shit, do you know a blogger that should have their Gay Card taken away? Does someone not know all the movies or musicals they are supposed to? Can they correctly identify a Diva when they see one? How about their taste in clothes? If you know someone that doesn't carry around that thing called a "Gay Card", tell us about it. This is just for fun. The FIC does not really exist.


Blogger CJ said...

Gay Card? Whatcha talkin bout Willis? Google never mentioned anything about a card. I thought it was free.

September 18, 2007  
Blogger Lewis said...

You are SO bad. You're worse then me when it comes to stirrin' up the big, ol' pot o' GBM (gay blogger mess).
(Note to CJ...the card is free....but it's up to you to keep the stamps on it.)

September 18, 2007  
Anonymous Jeff said...


He has sold out to commercial interests (i.e. pushing his "favorite" porn movie). He also deletes comments; to say nothing of the nasty viruses that are sent to people who dare to disagree with him.

September 18, 2007  
Blogger Sorted Lives said...

Does watching and attending college football games and actually know what is going on constitute getting my card taken? If so, I am guilty.

September 18, 2007  
Anonymous Rusland said...

My goodness, I had to open a Google account to be able to make a comment here, now that's progress. Can't keep up with you blogger boys,but if I was at Smiley's place looking a little dispondent but there is a queer deviation after all, I would put it all down in some sort of uncensored writing. Oh, the vote?
Pink's nice.

September 18, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Regarding JOE.MY.GOD - The "Delete Comment" feature was created for a reason. I think any blog owner should feel free to remove a comment that he disagrees with or finds to be offensive/argumentative.

Anyone who would disagree is probably just bitter because HIS comment was deleted, which means he was the one annoying or arguing with the blog owner.

And since Jeff didn't list a blog address, I'm guessing he has no idea what it's like maintaining a blog.

You always have the choice to just stop reading if you dislike him so much :)

September 18, 2007  
Blogger Curtis said...

Me. I should have my gay card revoked. I can't cook, arrange flowers, nor decorate. I don't own Prada nor Armani. I don't watch Queer Eye, I like football, and I want to drive an old pick up truck.

See. I'm not really gay at all -- well, except for liking the whole dick up my ass thing.

September 18, 2007  
Blogger Homer said...

Really, I'm more Nancy Drew than Sheriff.

September 18, 2007  
Blogger BRETTCAJUN said...

I think Atari Age should lose his gay card because he doesn't even know who Deborah Cox is. I found this out in New Orleans when he was down for Southern Decadence.

September 18, 2007  
Blogger Tony said...

I know a DIVA when I see one...I'm commenting on a Diva's blog at the moment. LMAO! Gotch'ya bud...hehehe! I'm so bad.

September 18, 2007  
Blogger Atari_Age said...

Ha! Oh there's Sooooo many more reasons than Ms. Cox to lose my Gay Card.

- Ms. Cox (I still ask: Who???)
- Know very few musicals
- Think Judy Garland is very nice and all, but not a goddess. (Actually, I do kinda like her)
- Barbara Buttah does not interest me in the least.
- Madonna is ok
- Watched one episode of American Idol
- No fashion sense
- Like Cartoons more than Kelly
- Didn't care about Britney before everyone else didn't care
Oh, I can go on and on.

But... I like dick.

Now, Brett, if you go down that road, though... you do realize that being a rabid sports fan is equally disqualifying, right?


September 19, 2007  

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