Why this Bear Cub Plays Tennis:
I LOVE SMACKING FUZZY THINGS AROUND
My tennis racquet is my sword. My opponent is the dragon I must skillfully slay. Smacking around a fuzzy ball using every muscle fiber in my body is the ultimate adrenaline rush. If I win, it is because I worked and trained harder than you. It means that I did not rest on a single point. I hauled ass within a split second necessary to return a blistering shot back at you.
IF I MUST DO CARDIO, GIVE ME POINTS
I have played tennis four out of the last five days. I am burning loads of calories. I feel strong and energized. All this play never feels like exhausting exercise. It feels like fun adrenaline-fueled excitement. To me, I am scoring points and trying to win a big game. But I am really shedding critical bear pudge right before Southern Decadence. A Win-Win!
CHALLENGES ARE GOOD FOR ME
When I am on the tennis court, I am challenged on every point. I have to be in good physical shape, have stamina, and be mentally tougher than my opponent. Winning a tennis match is as much about skill as it is mental fortitude. I love breaking down my opponent's game and creating a strategy to defeat him. If I am successful, I not only win the challenge... I win the game too.
Ahem... winning is especially sweet if your opponent is an Ex-Marine, who plays on an adult soccer club. This Heauxmeaux (Cajun for "homo") beat THAT guy 7-6 for the fourth time in a row this morning. I now have an 8-4 record against The Office Guy. :)
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, August 08, 2007
7 Comments:
Hey Heauxmeaux, congrats on the winning streak! (?)
How about we get some shirtless shots of what could be a hot pair; you and an Ex-Marine playing with a tennis racket and fuzzy balls?
(assuming the Ex-Marine is in top shape)
How do you balance that BIGASS racket and your big head? That body doesn't appear big enough to hold up both. Hell I could win if I had a racket that big. Dick Van Patten could win. Geez.
You do look damn good for a ham. How often do you wax Brett? And I gotta ask. Eyeliner? Those lashes are gorgeous. BALL
I don't wax. That's what my back looks like. I have little patches of fur on the back. It's getting more the older I get.
No, I don't use eyeliner or any other makeup. I have naturally thick eyelashes.
And as far as the size of my racquet goes... THE BIGGER THE BETTER!
Damn show off.
do you only smack the yellow fuzzy ones? Cause I've got something not quite yellow, but very fuzzy!
Would you be willing & able to smack around a couple of shaved balls?
You should have licked the racquet. =P
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