My Date With An Axe Murderer

I have recently recieved emails from someone who wants to play me in tennis. We have a play date today. I have never met the person before, but they found out about me through my blog. Considering I am playing in upcoming tennis tournaments in Dallas and Houston, I always welcome the challenge of playing new people. Even Axe Murderers who say "I'm your biggest fan!"

This reminds me of my first Southern Decadence with E.Shrew. I was approached excitedly by a couple who were screaming "OH MY GAWD! It's Brettcajun!" This was before the blog. They were fans of mine from some quirky webcam site. You know... where you jiggy dance. I had to smile and pose for pictures. It was all very surreal. Hey, I am a celebrity to some people! E.Shrew should have foreseen what the future with me would be like, tucked tail, and ran!

I meet the Axe Murderer on the tennis court this afternoon under a sweltering sun. If I shall not return, please don't shed any tears for me. No, really. I've had a good life. Being axed by a fan would be so à propos. For the haters, contact Joe for the biggest Net celebration ever! ;)