Help Me! My Dogs are on Chicken Crack!
I am a parent living in fear for the safety of myself and my children. Some concerns are now being raised about chicken Jerky treats from the Bestro brand. The trouble is my dogs are already chicken crack addicts. Sob. I know. I feel riddled with guilt for introducing my children to it. Boudreaux and Pierre's chicken crack of choice is chicken jerky tenders from Waggin' Train Brand.
I looked at the huge stash I bought from Walmart and gulped when I realized that these treats, just like Bestro's Brand, are made in China. I spent $13 to feed Boudreaux and Pierre's chicken crack addiction! And their crack comes from China?! What in the hell do I do now? Why didn't I look at the label before I bought it? If I had known that this came from China, I would have NEVER bought it!
Am I being racist? No. I just think Chinese companies and businessmen are greedy little bastards that care more about making a dollar than selling something safe.
I am laying down the law. My household will be a chicken crack free zone from now on. Boudreaux and Pierre will just have to go to Rehab if they have a problem with my decision. That reminds me... I'll have to double check the gate to the hen house. Rocky the Rooster and Myrtle's lives may now be jeopardy from my two crackhead canines!