Delving into the mind of a Crazed Cajun

On this sultry summer morning, your favorite Coonass in the blogworld is at it once again trying to find out whether his pitiful existence is that of a champion or a loser. Let's check in on him, shall we?

"Whoa! Office Guy has come to play! I cannot believe how perfect he is hitting the ball. The net is not reaching up and grabbing ANYTHING he sends my way!" Folks, I am down 1-3 in the set. Stammering. "Ack! This can't be happening. I am an LSU Tiger. He is an Indiana Hoosier." Down 1-4. "Ack! I'm LSU! He's Indiana!" Down 1-5. "ACK! Son of a Bitch! This can't be happening."

Moderator: It sure looks like an asswhooping of epic proportions is being administered to Brettcajun. Oh, Dear... this does NOT look good! Will that rascally crazed coonass engineer the world's biggest comeback? He has done it before against Whipping Boy, Heath and this same Office Guy. Each one of them have choked on the raging Cajun's wad after seemingly having victory easily in hand. Would history repeat itself?

It looks like the Office Guy is a bit concerned. He was leading 40:Love, but the pesky Cajun competitor has just scored two straight points. Can Office Guy hold on? The Office Guy serves up a masterfully wicked serve. Wow! That has a curve to it! The Cajun mutters "I AM LSU!" The serve is returned with a fierce backhand. The Office Guy returns the favor with a more wicked drop shot! We hear... "He's... Indiana... Gulp... Noooooooooo...."

This is the end. Brettcajun has just suffered his worst defeat at the hands of Office Guy 1-6. His five game winning streak against Office Guy is abruptly snapped in the most ahem... embarrassing of fashions. Awww... would you look at that pouty lip? That sucker is out in full force right now.

Poor Brettcajun. Does this make him a loser in life? If the Office Guy put such an asswhooping on him this morning, what will the Axe Murderer do for an encore this afternoon? Can we stamp "LOSER!" on Brettcajun's whole existence if he gets thumped again? Stayed tuned...

AFTERNOON TENNIS MATCH:

#1 Axe Murderer Vs. #2 Brettcajun
4:30pm Burnside Courts