Birthday Hangover - UGH!
I am so hungover. UGH! There were too many free flowing shots and beers from bartenders and friends. UGH. I am feeling it this morning. Kinda feels like a bus ran over me. Where's my blogger buds when I need them? I need Kelly to massage my neck. Moby cook something. I am starving. Where's the mouthwash? My breath is icky. Blah. Where in the hell are my personal assistants? I need some TLC and detox. I don't wanna go to rehab... NO NO NO...
The great thing about staying at the Shrew's batchelor's pad in the French Quarter, is that I can take many luxurious showers and turn it into my own rehab sanctionary. Ahhh... how I love to take showers... takes all the discomfort away. I don't want to see the Shrew's water bill this month.
UPDATE: Okay... I am leaving the Rehab center and going home to the country. I have already heard TWO reports before 5pm today of bad behavior by someone that looks like me. I SWEAR I didn't remember ANY OF IT. Could there be another brettcajun roaming around? I am horrified. I am punishing myself tonight.