Losing Away in Loserville
Well, this is what it is like to be in Loserville. It's kind of creepy! I have only been here a few times in my life. It is pretty dank and dreary here. It looks like something where Gollum would live. Hmmm... it seems like Whipping Boy has made a nice cozy home here for himself. Let's see... he has a fridge and cabinets full from all his frequent visits. Plenty boxes of those fattening Toaster Streudals he eats. (explains a lot) Wow. There is even internet, cable tv, and a telephone. Damn! Whipping Boy must be lounging around here full time! Jeez... I am glad I only visit this dreadful place every once in a blue moon. Whipping Boy can't win back to back any better than he can swing a bat or shoot a hoop. (it's always all air) Well, I guess I'll visit this place again sometime in late 2008. Whipping Boy sure is keeping this place looking well lived-in. That's important for insurance purposes! Don't worry... I didn't touch your precious or dare peek into The Book of Ralph.