Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Breeding


For the first time, I am going to try hatching eggs. I typically get about 8 eggs a day from my hens. So, I marked 4 eggs on yesterday and 4 eggs today with a big X. I put both Myrtle and Betsy in charge of sitting on these eggs until little baby chicks are hatched. Myrtle and Betsy are excellent choices because they are both going through a nesting phase. What's that? Basically, they are good girls that stay sitting in the nests all day. They don't waste away their good moral values chasing Cock.

Myrtle (Star of my last video)

Betsy

The trick is finding the slutty hens that love Cock day in and day out. The more top feathers missing, the sluttier the hens!

Basically, I am hoping all the eggs I have marked come from hens just like this* :

*This was a TJ inspired post. (one of my favorite bloggers) SMOOCH

13 Comments:

Anonymous erquirk said...

That DB, he's SUCH a SLUT!

June 27, 2007  
Anonymous durban bud said...

Are you calling me a chicken?!?

Looks like something from Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Ew.

June 27, 2007  
Anonymous Don said...

Wow, do you have to dress up to collect them eggs?

June 28, 2007  
Blogger Paul said...

Brett,

Can you give us a lesson from the farm? Just how DO chickens do IT?

Maybe this could be a video post?

June 28, 2007  
Anonymous Jeff said...

Didn't you leave out the part about needing a rooster to do something?

June 28, 2007  
Anonymous Zack said...

A Chicken Farming 101 video would be helpful. I have five hens and a rooster and need A LOT of advice!

June 28, 2007  
Blogger Lewis said...

Two questions:
1. So, exactly what are you saying about my values? Cause I chase cock.
2. What in the hell are you dressed up for in the chicken coop? Oh,I know...trying to attract the foxes.

June 28, 2007  
Blogger patrick said...

Hysterical!

June 28, 2007  
Blogger Homer said...

So smart to mark the eggs. Growing up on a farm, I well remember the time my mother was making eggs and cracked open one with a chick inside it.

June 28, 2007  
Blogger -Tony- said...

Are you going to hatch them yourself? I'm almost certain that even your hot ass isn't enough to do the trick. Besides, won't you crush them?

Here's a hint....leave the eggs under the chickens don't sit on them your self.

June 28, 2007  
Blogger LOL GayPorn said...

Is that last pic photoshopped? Because I've never seen a yellow chicken.

June 28, 2007  
Anonymous Heath said...

Something about that pic....You look very sexy...maybe because u are dressed up.

June 28, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now I think I would rather see you nesting on those eggs! Interesting thought! LMAO

Tony from Life's Colorful Brushstrokes

June 29, 2007  

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