Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Jesus Called... Jerry Answered!

God. It sucks to be a Republican right-winged hate mongerer right now. This is surely a sign from God that your movement preaches false gospel and is now being punished. How is that other spreader of false doctrine doing? Pat Robertson and his creepy 700 Club. Is Pat's ticker doing okay? What about that scary out-of-touch-with-reality James Dobson?

Is this wrong of me? Nope. I don't think so. I, along with countless others, have suffered the moral judgement of Jerry Falwell. He brainwashed generations of Americans that my very existence was an abomination. Good riddance. Hopefully, the next generation of Holy Rollers will look into their hearts AND use their brains before they start spitting out untruths to the detriment of many.

17 Comments:

Blogger patrick said...

People in my office were singing "Someone's burning in hell today!"

May 15, 2007  
Blogger Michael Guy said...

AMEN! My thoughts exactly.

May 15, 2007  
Blogger Jimmi said...

Do you think he will have a skinner neck in hell? I think he will sweat out all that hate there... I wonder if Phelps is worried that his calling to hell is coming?

May 15, 2007  
Blogger Lewis said...

So, can I say how happy that he's burning in hell right now. Does that make me a bad person? He was nothing but a major league fuck up and a waste of humanity.

May 15, 2007  
Blogger CB in Ca said...

Brett: I cna agree with the last sentence of your post. BTW, Jerry Falwell was not a "Holy Roller" as is Pat Robertson.

As for looking into their hearts, I agree. None of us is without sin. Sometimes these spokesmen have spoken as if they were sinless, which is not true. CB

May 15, 2007  
Blogger Moby said...

Sin? The man was the very definition of sin. He spread hate and intolerance wherever he went. He made the last 10 years his personal crusade against gays/lesbians.

I hope he comes back as a woman in the middle east. He can learn the very definition of oppression and misery then. Talk about karma!

May 15, 2007  
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May 15, 2007  
Blogger Lacey said...

OR, we could take the high road, guys. Perhaps he's in a place where he will be shown the error of his ways?

OK, yeah, the HIGH road it is. I'll offer a little prayer for his redemption.

May 16, 2007  
Blogger BRETTCAJUN said...

Lacey... I couldn't help it. My tongue splits in two and gets venomous when talking about the Christian right who stop at nothing to try to surprise my rights.

May 16, 2007  
Blogger Lacey said...

I know. I was thinking of that old saying...not sure of the exact wording, but the gist of it is that the acid does much more damage to the vessel that contains it than what it's poured out on to...I'm just sayin'...

May 16, 2007  
Blogger BRETTCAJUN said...

surprise = suppress

May 16, 2007  
Blogger Homer said...

For some reason I haven't been asked to be a pall bearer. Darn!

May 16, 2007  
Blogger Steven said...

I heard Jerry "fell well" into the eternal abyss of flames. And not "those" kinds of flames.

May 16, 2007  
Anonymous mark said...

I can't say that I'm unhappy about his passing. Far from that. I hated the man and what he stood for.

I just hope he's not replaced by someone worse.

May 16, 2007  
Blogger Tonito Bandito said...

Ditto!!

All of the above.

May 16, 2007  
Blogger CB in Ca said...

Hey All! After the infamous blaming of gays for 9/11, Rev. Falwell did publicly ask forgiveness for those comments. I am not into the lifestyle of most who post here...but that said, I hold no hatred towards any who are in that lifestyle.

BTW, that retraction of his was broadcast on ABC's Good Morning America this morning. CB

May 16, 2007  
Anonymous IRV said...

AMEN!!! One less asshole bigot on this earth. May he rot in hell!

May 16, 2007  

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