Thursday, January 04, 2007

When do you administer COCKBLOCKING?


You bring a HOT NEW THANG into town. Your friends smell fresh meat. You are somehow pushed away from your new friend and all the action that ensues. Soon your new buddy is passed around like a newborn baby and kissed by everyone. You don't know quite what to feel. Is this okay? Should I start cockblocking them now or let them play a little longer? What are the rules for cockblocking your own friends when you bring a bonafide stud into town?

16 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, what does your visiting friend think?

Dunno the "rules" but I figure if he WANTS to get laid by someone, don't block it. Unless he's beer-goggling. In that case, use your judgment.

Why wouldn't it be ok to be passed around and kissed? As long as the kissers are kissable.

January 04, 2007  
Blogger Kevin said...

If you're looking to plant your flag on this new peice of land I'd have to say keep them other bitches out of your way at all cost!

January 04, 2007  
Blogger deanos said...

Did your momma not teach you that it is nice to share? You have so many toys, you can let the other kiddos play with some of them...even the good ones. If this toy is that special, keep it locked away at home, preferrably in your bedroom for later play!

January 04, 2007  
Anonymous Tony said...

Anybody who is allowing himself to be passed around wants to be passed around...so you have no obligations.

January 04, 2007  
Blogger Lewis said...

what is cockblocking? Sounds like something you naughty boys do in the South.

January 04, 2007  
Blogger Pete said...

Just let them watch the video.

January 04, 2007  
Blogger hbjock said...

Hmm I'd say it depends on what your intentions are. If he's just your friend, then I would say cockblocking should start ONLY if your friend is uncomfortable with all the attention.

Now if your intentions are to date him and pursue him yourself, then the wisest decision would be to talk it over with him and tell you how you feel about him, and see if he feels the same way... and if that's the case, then he's yours and you should let people know that.

January 05, 2007  
Blogger Moby said...

I agree w/jock. It depends on your intentions. It also depends on what he wants. He may be fishing to see if you are interested or not.

Jealousy is such a useless emotion. But, if you are feeling it, then you have to ask yourself why? Is it because you have a genuine interest in said person or do you just want his attention?

January 05, 2007  
Blogger Jimmi said...

Why block it have a three-way! LOL

January 05, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It's like a good dish. No one wants to share, but when something is terrible everyone is like "Oh hear, taste this, it's awful." Be generous. It will show you are secure.

January 05, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I personally think that if your new friend is as interested in you as you are in him...then he should have enough control not to let every available tongue in his mouth :-) he he

January 05, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

did i miss something... is this a potential beau or just a friend???

January 06, 2007  
Blogger Derek said...

You make the rules Mr. If I had either one of you two, I'd be cockblocking them all. I'd be up your ass and my hands would be covering the front.

January 06, 2007  
Blogger K-A said...

He's visiting with you so don't worry about it. Trust the friendship.

January 07, 2007  
Blogger Jason said...

I'd sit back and enjoy for a bit, then show them all who's walking out the front door with him :)

January 07, 2007  
Anonymous mark said...

Depends on how much of a jealous person you are. Is there a chance that he possibly might go home with one of your friends? Probably not. Is there a high probability that he's going home with you?

You have nothing to worry about then. :)

January 08, 2007  

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