Saturday, January 20, 2007

My Dream Job: Cleaning Chicken Shit off Eggs




Having Chickens was fun at first. But now it is more of a chore. What do I do with all these eggs? I feel as if I literally have them coming out of my ass. What you see here is ten days worth of eggs. I am seen cleaning them in the old house this morning. I dare not take the eggs up the steps to my new house lest I be a clutz and crack 70 eggs. With my luck of late, I didn't dare tempt fate.

14 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Some of John Folse's recipes call for gobs of eggs. There's a layered egg casserole in the Cajun/Creole encyclopeida that calls for 18 eggs, and most of his other breakfast recipies call for a dozen or more eggs.

January 20, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

How about a donation to your local food bank or soup kitchen? I'm sure they would be greatly appreciated.

January 20, 2007  
Blogger Tony said...

My...someone is sure laying a lot of eggs. LMAO!!! Egg salad for lunch for the next month or two. HEHEHE!

January 21, 2007  
Anonymous Jeff said...

So, do you have to take some sort of training to be a shit cleaner, or is it just an upgrade from shit stirrer?

January 21, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Talk about getting laid.

January 21, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

you look like you love them eggs!!!!!

January 21, 2007  
Blogger Pete said...

Dam you got some busy chickens. Hope the family likes eggs!

January 21, 2007  
Blogger Lewis said...

So, you feel like you have eggs coming outta your ass.....think of the poor chickens. You're a good egg, Brett.....a real good egg.

January 21, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice eggs.

What DOES one do with that many eggs? When do we get to see the new diggs?

January 22, 2007  
Blogger Adam said...

How maternal.

January 22, 2007  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Looks like my kitchen eariler today. The hubby has 18 hens.

January 22, 2007  
Anonymous John said...

Did you 'candle' them? An old farmer is asking

January 22, 2007  
Blogger Kalvin said...

Quiche. It's what real men eat.

January 24, 2007  
Blogger Steven said...

That is so sexy, dude.

January 28, 2007  

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