It looks like Kim Mulkey-Robertson is WHINING AND CRYING (Click to Watch the Fur Fly!) again after #3 LSU (18-1) CRUSHED the woeful Baylor Bears at the PMAC last night. Apparently LSU's Coach Pokey Chatman riled her up BEFORE the game with a little innocent comment. Comment aside, I say that the Baylor Bears were due for an ASS WHOOPING OF EPIC PROPORTIONS! And boy did Pokey and her posse DELIVER IT. Way to go LSU Lady Tigers!!!! Pokey Chatman and her spectacular players whooped the Baylor Bears 88-57 in front of 9,511 LSU Tigers fans and a national television audience. CHA-CHING!
So, what did Pokey Chatman really say to Kim Mulkey-Robertson? "Where did you get that ugly jacket you plan to wear at the press conference?" (Click the first link and watch the video to see how hideous it really is!) NO. The word is that Pokey said something to Baylor's coach about getting some Texas recruit that was heavily sought after by both teams, but who signed a letter of intent with LSU in November. Whoopty Doo. Everyone knows LSU outclasses Baylor as a University. Besides, who wants to go to one of those Holy Roller universities anyway? LSU is annually ranked high as one of the best campuses to PARTY! Hmmm... booze... or repenting for ones sins? Hmmmm... if you were an 18 year old college jock that was much sought after.... which school would you choose? Party U. or Boring U.?
Lord knows I could NEVER be a basketball coach. Yes, it's true. I would have to be muzzled. As coach, I would trash the opposing teams in the news media regularly! For example, if I were LSU's Coach Pokey Chatman, I would have said "Kim... I hope you have your Sportsbra on... BITCH...we are going to run you out of the PMAC!!!" Then at the press conference after the game, I would have said "BAYLOR SUCKS! We really nailed them didn't we? Another UNWORTHY opponent trashed at the PMAC! Bring on PAT SUMMITT AND THOSE OLD HAS-BEEN LADY VOLS.... with all your BIG GIRLS... YOU BITCHES ARE NEXT!!!" Of course, that is exactly why I will NEVER be a coach of anything. I would cause riots and there would be a price tag on my head for UNSPORTSMANLIKE CONDUCT. Hmmm.... imagine that! Yes, I am a SORE LOSER and a GLOATING WINNER. Just ask Tom (aka whipping boy)