Even I HATE myself...
It has finally happened. It is one of those moments in life that profoundly hits you. I go to George's last night (a Baton Rouge gay bar) and I am plastered in full color posters all over the bar.When you go pee, you have to look at my gnarly ass smiling back at you in a full leather harness and Little John's leather jockstrap. Yes... I am cringing at the thought of people looking at me as they pee. When you go play pool with your buddies, there is me watching over seeing how well you strike the balls. When you order a drink, there I am upon the wall grinning ear to ear looking down at you! It hits you. I am Marsha Brady who you now surely despise. You are Jan Brady hoping I get my nose broken by a thrown football.
These posters that I have my mug on are advertisements for the Bayou Grizzlies Leather Night this Saturday on November 18th. My initial reaction was sheer laughter and plenty blushing. Then it happened. I told myself... "This is TOO much! This is too over the top." Now I get it. Even I hate myself! Who do I call to join my own haters club?
God... it is going to get much worse. Just wait until NEXT month comes. In that photo shoot, I am totally in the buff wearing nothing but a SCRUNCHED UP Santa Hat over Slab in front of a fireplace. Damn. Yep. That is what you will see. Hell, that may very well make me run for the President of my own Hater's Club.
I am not joking folks. I GET IT. I feel your thoughts and your disdain. I am here rolling my eyeballs too. I volunteer to be the first angry protester to lead the march with the pitchforks and the flaming torches. Down with the Slab! Down with Brett!
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, November 15, 2006
25 Comments:
Wow ... are you going to post the poster on your blog so we can all, um ... hate on you, too?
;-)
Brett, get a picture of that poster up on your blog RIGHT NOW.
And the Christmas photo shoot will be a required viewing here too.
Oh yes, we all just hate Mr Grizzly. Give us more!
awww come on... it can't be that bad... just go with it... we hate to see slab down... we like to see him up... or just to see him... hmmm... i better stop, i am at work... ughhh
Modesty can be a very attractive asset for any man, but the reality is that someone is always on these posters and rag covers. Do you look with disdain at all of the men that grace us with their handsome faces and bodies in advertisements and magazine covers? I think not. Only the people that envy you would be haters. Stay humble and handsome and you can’t go wrong! I want my signed copy in the mail today! Yes please post them to your blog!!!
Ummmm when do we get to see these pictures? Some of us don't live in Louisiana! HELLO!!!!! ;)
YOU LOVE IT!!!!
Slab.... that would make a nice Xmas present...
Hey, be grateful you have a body that other people might want to look at. That doesn't happen to everybody! And we're waiting, patiently, Mr. Leather Stud.
wait till you go to IML in Chicago and your sitting in the middle of a leather bar, and on the wall they are showing all the hot internet men on the big wall, and there you are in your birthday suit. Then everyone turns around and says hey that's you.
The question I have is if we will see the body in person in June at Pride???
protesting a little too much aren't you?
Who are you fooling? You know you get off on the idea of men looking at you while they piss!
It doesn't look bad to me at all *wink* :)
I like it!
Well THAT was hot...
Well Brett, I can't say I don't like it....woof. I'm just bummed it is you in a Santa hat on your head and the rest in the pure buff!
interesting Poster, I understand what you mean about them posting it in the bathroom. Yikes! It's a very good shot in any case, why on earth would anyone (least yourself) hate you for it?
*shrugs*
How fun!
No flamming post here! If you got it flaunt it, as they sing in The Producers.
My eyes must be out of focus because it looks like they stretched the image (in a bad way).
Partner, you have nothing to be ashamed of. Enjoy!
I did.
Get over it man. You know you look good. As for you watching while I pee, just ask, I may let you watch in person! That Santa Hat isn't scrunched up all that much. Slab pretty much filled it all in!!!
I may have to discuss with you a change in ownership of that leather jock. It won't stay snapped on my anymore. Damn squats making my thighs too big I guess.
Brett, just remember, Daddy Hal loves ya and no way could I ever hate ya. Ya got me in RUT major right now.
Daddy
Brett ... enjoy the moment. Gotta' tell ys, I can't pee hard, so what else to do but jack off first to your "gnarly ass smiling" back at me.
You are great lookn' and I love that you sorta "hate" it. Don't. Love it for all you're worth and let a few of us, including your Daddy Cap slurp up on ys.
Love, Daddy
....on the plus side - at least no one is thinking of you as Cindy Brady. ....or Alice!
Oh my. I wasn't prepared to see you decked out like that!
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