Who are you calling Mary?
A Lab puppy showed up at my doorstep starving a couple days ago. He was the most adorable puppy I had ever laid my eyes upon. Under his beautiful blue eyes was a patch of powder on his nose. He was so hungry, he had helped himself to some chicken grow and start feed. I promptly gave the puppy food and water, which he devoured like he hadn't eaten for days.
Originally, I thought the puppy was a female and called it "Mary". E.Shrew found the "lipstick" poking out today. To my utter embarrassment, I can't properly identify the sex of a puppy! Come to find out, all those nipples on the underbelly were really bites NOT nipples. I have since sprayed the puppy for fleas, gave him Frontline and a pill for heartworms.
So, now "Mary" is "Lucky". I posted signs all over the neighborhood for the missing puppy, but I have yet to get a call from the owner. Does this have anything to do with me putting "FEMALE LAB PUPPY FOUND"??? Hmmm... if I can't find the owner, does anyone want to adopt a black Lab puppy with two beautiful blue eyes?