Auburn Jokes
Q: Why don't they teach drivers ed. and sex ed. on the same day in Auburn? A: They don't want to wear out the mule.
Q: What's the difference between an Auburn cheerleader and a heifer?
A: About 20 pounds.
Q: Why don't they serve ice water at Auburn football games anymore?
A: The guy with the recipe died.
Q: Do you know why AU fans wear orange?
A: So they can go from the construction road crew straight to the game without having to change clothes.
Q: What is the long and hard on an Auburn student?
A: The first grade.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Auburn?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
posted by Brettcajun at Thursday, September 14, 2006
3 Comments:
Did you hear about the UF football player - on his school application under church preference he wrote "red brick"...
Did you know why UF is putting in an artificial turf field next year? To keep the homecoming queen from grazing...
Did you hear about the UF football player who got his varsity letter and took it home to him Mama so she could read it to him...
What are the first things a UF grad says on the day after graduation? "Would you like fries with that?"
These also work for Virginia Tech players also...
Ok BrettC. Now you're getting down and grubby! When you start gettin' that low, you better watch out...'cause you're low enough now for the SHIT to come flyin' at ya! LOL
You take that back now?
7 - 3 is all I got to say!
War Eagle!
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