A: They don't want to wear out the mule.
Q: What's the difference between an Auburn cheerleader and a heifer?
A: About 20 pounds.
Q: Why don't they serve ice water at Auburn football games anymore?
A: The guy with the recipe died.
Q: Do you know why AU fans wear orange?
A: So they can go from the construction road crew straight to the game without having to change clothes.
Q: What is the long and hard on an Auburn student?
A: The first grade.
Q: Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Auburn?
A: Because God couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.