Winning using PSYOPS...

Me and E.Shrew FINALLY played a stellar Doubles match in tennis yesterday. This was a momentous occasion. I am not lying when I say our doubles record is probably 0-10. A long time ago, we resigned to the fact that we were just not good team players. Does this surprise anyone? Well, yesterday marked a change in that theory. The winning team was going to have to be smart. They were going to have to notice what was working, what wasn't working, and adjust strategy accordingly.

Whipping Boy and Evil Twin brother beat us 6-4 in the first set despite the fact that E.Shrew and I were playing smart and placing the ball very well. During a break between play, E.Shrew and I were desperate to come up with something to give us the advantage. We deployed our devious and cunning PSYOPS strategy to render one of the opponents distracted in the next set. It worked brilliantly. We raced out to a 4-0 lead in the second set, and never looked back as we won 7-5.

In the third set with our opponents on their heels... we purposively used the PSYOPS strategy once again. Our opponents looked practically brainless. We easily took the third set 6-3 and won the match. E.Shrew and I successfully defeated Evil Twin brother and Whipping Boy 4-6, 7-5, 6-3. I think the teams matched up very well, but in the end using psychological propaganda to achieve desired result gave us the edge we needed. And yes... THE END JUSTIFIES THE MEANS.