Desperately Seeking a Coach
Working out by myself has brought me to a plateau. I hate to admit it, but I can't go any further from my own workout habits. I have fallen into the habit of doing the same routine over and over again. While it helps me maintain a decent shape, I am not growing any more muscular. I need a different routine however. I need to take it up to the next level. I need a workout coach that can help me take it to the next level. I want a meatier chest. I want bigger guns. I want an ass you can bounce quarters off of! Anyone interested in coaching me?