Desperately Seeking a Coach
Working out by myself has brought me to a plateau. I hate to admit it, but I can't go any further from my own workout habits. I have fallen into the habit of doing the same routine over and over again. While it helps me maintain a decent shape, I am not growing any more muscular. I need a different routine however. I need to take it up to the next level. I need a workout coach that can help me take it to the next level. I want a meatier chest. I want bigger guns. I want an ass you can bounce quarters off of! Anyone interested in coaching me?
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, August 23, 2006
5 Comments:
Fine... I'll just come on down to Baton Rouge and we can be partners and call each other fucking pussies and egg each other on until we have Geekslut guns. Of course, it may not work so well for you - watching me pull plates off after your sets won't make me come off as very intimidating.
But, hey - I'd be in LA surrounded by hunky Cajuns so what's not to like for me ;)
Can't do the coaching - but when you get the training finished, call me. I have lots of quarters ;)
Use creatine as your new coach, much cheaper!! I'm from europe, i know nothing...a bigger'gun'???:P
"I want an ass you can bounce quarters off of!"
Strange ... I've been looking for the very same thing LOL
Hmm ever tried the body for life program? It seems to work for a lot of people.. www.bodyforlife.com
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