Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Jimmy Swaggart Does Live Right Down the Road from Me...

The Personality Defect Test

Televangelist
You are 14% Rational, 85% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

As the Lord as my witness, I swear upon the good book that you are indeed the TELEVANGELIST! Characterized by extreme arrogance, self-assurance, and extroversion, you would make a very charismatic leader (though not a very good one). On top of that, you are also more intuitive than rational, predisposing you to a more spiritual or emotional outlook on life. Thus, you are thoroughly irrational, and you tend to think that sound logical reasoning is overrated, and that it is much better to trust your gut instincts--which must be pretty big instincts, considering the size of your gut. You also tend to be rather gentle and considerate of others' feelings.

Clearly, you would make the perfect televangelist. You could easily fleece people of their money and their dignity like so many sheep. Emotional, extroverted, arrogant, and gentle, you annoy the hell out of people who have to listen to the feel-good, intuitive shit spewing from your mouth. Not only that, but people may look down on you as a self-centered asshat. So while you are gentle and genuinely care about others, it is quite clear that you still care about yourself MORE. Why is your personality flawed? Because you are too damned extroverted, emotional, and arrogant. So preach your irrational message, brotha-man! I assure you, no one will be listening. Except for a few bums. But they just want you to feed them crackers and wine.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more EXTROVERTED than introverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more ARROGANT than humble

Your exact opposite is the Spiteful Loner.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Starving Artist, and the Robot.


8 Comments:

Blogger Tony said...

Seems to befit you Brett. HEHEHE! Now lordy, I couuld never see you as an actual teleavengelist though. Hmmm, maybe not. You sem to have somehow charmed me into coming back to this blog. Perhpas you do have some powerful source behind ya. LOL

July 11, 2006  
Blogger The Gock said...

oh now that's funny....

"your exact opposite is the spiteful loner"...

I took that same test about a year ago and scored "Spiteful Loner".

I so hate you... bastard.

;)

July 11, 2006  
Blogger deanos said...

Oh Brett, Brett, Brett...
You could TOTALLY be a televangelist! You have such a way of wooing people...damn, play that jiggy dance for the 'general' public and they would be flocking to you and you could be the Master of their fate! Wait, you already are in so many cases...

I know one thing for sure...if SLAB were a featured guest, I would be your biggest contributer!

July 11, 2006  
Blogger Bigg said...

I took this test when I saw it on your site, Brett, and it came out ALL WRONG.

July 11, 2006  
Blogger sp13 said...

No wonder we get along..

Emo Kid
You are 42% Rational, 28% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 28% Arrogant.
You are the Emo Kid, best described as a quiet pussy! You tend to be an intuitive rather than a logical thinker, meaning you rely more on your feelings than your thoughts. Not only that, but you are introverted, gentle, and rather humble. You embody all the traits of the perfect emo kid. You are a push-over, an emotional thinker, gentle to the extent of absurdity, and so humble that it even makes Jesus puke. (And Jesus almost never pukes, being immortal and not requiring an act of puke to dispell toxins from his corporeal manifestation.) If you write poetry, you no doubt write angsty, syrupy lines about depression, sadness, and other such redundant states of emo-being that go something like this:

life is a spike / upon which i have impaled mysefl / fuck you dad

So, your personality is defective because you are too gentle, rather underconfident in yourself, decidely lacking in any rational thought, and also a bit too inhibited. Plus, your poetry really upsets your father.

I probably made you cry, didn't I? Fucking Emo Kid.

To put it less negatively:

1. You are more INTUITIVE than rational.

2. You are more INTROVERTED than extroverted.

3. You are more GENTLE than brutal.

4. You are more HUMBLE than arrogant.

Compatibility:

Your exact opposite is the Smartass.

Other personalities you would probably get along with are the Hippie, the Televangelist, and the Starving Artist.

July 11, 2006  
Blogger BRETTCAJUN said...

OH MY GAWD SEAN!!! That was fucking hilarious!!! Here I was upset that it called me out on my GUT, and yours said the word "pussy". Damn! Glad to know that this proves you and I would get along great. ;)

July 11, 2006  
Blogger Homer said...

I worship the SLAB

July 11, 2006  
Blogger hbjock said...

Hahhaah OMG>.. I ended up with the "Emo Kid" too!! Yikes, it was scary how accurate it was in certain areas.. then again, you probably knew that already :)

July 18, 2006  

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