Going Mommie Dearest on my Blogroll
Goodmorning to you... my wonderful fans. I am so grateful to you all, who have made me a star. While the rest of you are taking advantage of the 4th of July holiday by sleeping in late, Mommie Dearest is doing a little spring cleaning at her home. A few "troublesome" windows which didn't open and close right were knocked out and replaced. Mommie Dearest's day is never done. Now I suggest you get some cleaning of your own done.
Today, I plan to go swimming with my charming daughter Christina. I am going to teach her a little lesson about who rules THIS roost. When the little bitch whines about losing yet again, I'll just inform her that "AH, but nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you. " Then I am sure she'll talk to back me, which will give me free reign to spank her ass MANY times. Ahhh... the joys of being Mommie Dearest.
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I am a patient man. I am soooo very patient. But as a passive aggressive crazy person... I am about to go Mommie Dearest on my Blogroll. Some of you fuckers blogger buddies have never added my blog to your blogroll. I have had the pleasure of meeting several of you in person. I would love to meet the rest of you (if you'll have me). My blog drives your counters soaring from my Jiggy Dance stunts, fabulous pictures, and my crazyass self. So will the following people get off their asses OR face Mommie Dearest: Chad, Darin, Kelicious, Donnie, and Phoenixboi. If you have no intentions of adding my blog, I will TEAR DOWN that BITCH (your blog) of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be.(Delete it on my index) Okay... I feel all better now that I have that off my chest.
posted by Brettcajun at Tuesday, July 04, 2006
47 Comments:
Well....it seems to me that ya got a lot of readers....who visit.....and comment regularly on your blog (ummmm me).....and ya don't even do the courtesy of saying thanks for dropping by under your comments or coming over to the other person's blog to leave a comment.....but I don't go all Mommie Dearest about it.....I just keep visiting ya.....and reading your great stories! I ain't linked on your blog....but you are linked on mine.....once again.....U don't owe me anything.....and I won't get all Joan Crawford on ya :)
hehehehehe.....I just looked at your blogroll and see I'm linked.....Spank me, Mommie....I deserve it!
Ahem... ha ha... that was hilarious!
dude.... really....
Are you really *that* insecure?
C'mon now... you put people on your blogroll that you like to read... other people add them for their own reasons. It's got nothing to do with you personally.
For instance - I read your blog constantly... but I don't add you to mine as you - knowing how my life works - obviously realize it could be pretty bad for my relationship to be connected to you for some of the people who read my blog, right?
But you don't hate me for that... or do you?
or am I just rambling confusedly?
*wait wait!*
SSSSSssss...
look! A snake!!!
Gock:
I am going to travel to Colorado and rip you a new asshole. That is what I am going to do. And you'll probably enjoy it too.
Brett
Um....Gock I was speaking to Cajun....this had nothing to do with u or anyone else....and I don't believe anything I said....was taken in a matter of being personal....just pointing some things out to Brett....but I think it's apparent I made a fool of myself....I can laugh at myself....and it seems Brett can too!
I laugh at myself all the time Gay Dude. ;) When I start taking myself seriously, all of you should be afraid... VERY AFRAID. ;)
Shew...I am so glad I am not on your bad side.
I WAS wondering about yesterday when you were shirtless...did I NOTICE a little jiggly there? ;)
Scotty, I almost held up a sign that read "CURVECAST SUCKS". I am serious!!! ;) Ha ha... just for laughs of course
Oh Brett...
I love Joe's response. ;-)
Joe, you should know by now that everything with the Brettster is a competition. HEHEHE!
Bitter, Party of One...your table is ready....
hmmmmmmm
wow.
I am amazed at who people blogroll. They will blogroll people who NEVER or RARELY leave a response, YET, these people write something to them everyday.
I blogroll people because I am interested in what they have to say and think there is a common thread. I will comment, BUT, I find if they don't feel their is a common interest in reading my blog by not commenting, I lose interest --and eventually, stop reading and de-blogroll them.
I don't expect comments from everyone, everyday, but it is nice to know other blogrolled people are reading what I wrote it and it struck a chord to warrent a comment.
I am blogrolling you because of this post. Blogroll me, don't blogroll me, I don't care -- I want to read more. Hopefully, you will too!!
ok I'm going to try and get on the ball or balls so to speak. I've been way too lazy in getting everyone added.
Did the snake bite you?
Hi there darlin',
I'd love to put you on my lil' blog roll thingy-kabober. Me and "His Majesty" have been lookin' in on y'all just recent. We're new to bloggin' an don't know all the proper edicate- manners for such things.
So you're goin' on darlin' whether you like it or not! Stop in sometime for a B-Bow an' say "Hi".
Huggs an' kisses, Bunny Lynn
Hey Brett!
You are one of my favorites. I would and will have you babe.
You're a cutie.
You always take my mind off what ever problems I might have.
You been on my blog I think since the beginning, or close.
Luv ya B!
Don't change
Have fun!
J
I thought I already had you listed.
Sorry, man.
It's funny... only some of your posts are all "uh huh, I said it, dat's right, whashagonnadoaboutit?" - kinda sorta like this one.
The others are more like "I'm just havin fun and I got my own issues, too... duh!"
That, and what I was told about you being in SF, make me see there's no reason to think you're a cocky SOB.
Though, I'd sure like to see your cockyness in action. =)
Awwww... thank you Chad Fox. I appreciate you adding my blog to your blogroll. SMOOCH.
Atari... next time I am in SF or wherever other bloggers will be (if they will have me)... you'll see all sides of me... the sweet side... the cocky side... the southern drawl side... etc. Just don't play me in tennis or any kind of sport. I hate to lose and I throw the worst temper tantrums. (LOL!)
Bretty Dearest- I confess, I have wire coat hangers in my closet!!!
Brett - you WISH you could rip me an asshole bitch boy.... Don't go gettin' your panties all bunched up again because I said SNAKE!.... Nobody's ever tapped this ass and nobody ever will... but YOUR'S is MINE.
C'mon up here anytime stud... I'll show you a good time and you know you'll LIKE IT and beg for more.
"The Gay Dude" - first off - are you the *only* gay dude? Just curious about that screen name.... Second of all, Brettcajun-girl and I go WAY BACK. This is a long standing competition of masculine bullshit strutting about and making fun of eachother that survives way beyond just this blog. Brettie loves me and he knows it... and I couldn't live my life without occasionally coming by and poking him with a stick either. So yeah... nose out.... Brett can defend himself just fine - TRUST me.
That's not true Gock. I am a sweet, innocent, and DELICATE little flower. Your harsh words causes me to wilt. (sigh)
DREAM ON! Gock... I still have to train you to be my bitch. I don't think you are capable of SUBMITTING without concerted strength or force on your wussy pansy self! Grrrr...
After listening to you scream like a little girl on your podcast..........I'm NOT AFRAID of you. And I haven't been on your blogroll for that long.
My God....Gock....u still talking bout yesterday....:)
gay dude - sorry... I have a real life and a real job and sometimes it takes me a while to catch-up to comment streams on a blog. I only read about 5 blogs regularly as it's all I have time for.
Brett - remember, I still outweigh you by a good 60-70lbs of pure muscle AND and I've mostly managed to maintain my viscious fight training experience. Your ass... is so.... mine. (and all I really need is a snake on my shoulder anyway).
SSSSSS
won't you cuddle up with my pet python? He LOVES to wrap himself around us while we make loooove.
*snicker*
OK Crab, you have been added to my blogroll. No more bitching...OK!!!! Just kidding darlin, love ya.
it took me a while, but I finally figured it out. And I did not even bother you or Tony too much this time. hehe
Funny. I was going to say this yesterday, but it didn't seem important then. Of course, then all the other comments happend.
I had you on my blogroll, and deleted you for the same reason. You didn't blogroll me.
A little tit for tat, I'd guess.
Bare in mind, that I don't have anything to say about it being wrong. I actually support your decision.
I still think the snake bit him.
I feel your pain, Brett. Just hate to be publicly excluded. You go and add a blog link then never see the link back on their site. That must be very annoying, Blanch.
But then again, I have not seen my link on your site
Well now my friend, you were my first.......
You were my mentor, my inspiration.
I had never even heard of blogging until I saw your ad at the same place where I saw your everything, and became totally A-DICK-TED!
I don't comment much, but I'm always stopping by.....
Do I get a special (I took Big Daddy's blog virginity) award?
hmmmm, well, I have had you blogrolled for a month, and still havent merited a mention on your blogroll yet, so I guess I am ahead of the game and cant be accused IF you ever get around to posting me on your index...GG
I always knew you were Joan Crawford in drag. You and Adam should get together and open a cleaning service. And when you clean bathrooms you can say, "Scrub Christina! SCRUB!" in unison. ;)
is..this...a threat? Or a promise?
I'm unclear at this point...
36 comments so far ... boy, you sure know how to stir the s**t up LOL. Hell, Jiggy dances don't get that many comments - although I know how you can change that :)
For a long time I didn't blog roll a lot of people. Nothing personal. Not an "A" list or "B" list thing. Just didn't do it.
But now that I'm on blogrolling.com I put everyone that I read on a daily basis on the blog roll. I like it because I can use my blog roll to keep track when sites have been updated .. it saves me time and I don't have to visit sites that haven't been updated.
Hope you're having a great holiday weekend!
Kevin
Ha Ha...I am on Darin's roll!!! hehehe. Of course i did all the RIGHT things to get on Chad's and he never did add me so I gave up. I commented on his for days and added him to mine...no chance. If I'd knwn all I had to do was whine and cry and mention Cahd in a post he would add me i might have tried.
Anymore...I don't really put much stock in who I am on and who I am not on.
blech...not worth me energy to worry about it...but so help me if you delist me I am COMING after you beotch! ;)
Ahhh.... four new windows were opened today. Mommie Dearest told you she would do it. Did you think I was just fucking with you?
By they way, I was going to add "The Gay Guru" and Jae from "The Social Closet", but I don't see any content on their blogs? Did they suddenly shutdown this weekend or what?
Everybody have a great Independence Day today! :)
Happy 4th, Dearest Mommie....can't wait for u to show us your firecracker :P
There's just too many comments on here so I ain't a postin' another!
check my post on june 18th...it's a mommie dearest video... i'd send you the link but i'm not sure how... dbv
ps i'm a louisiana boy too...
Well blogger friend, you must have just missed my sat/sun/mon post, but true, I took family time over blogging time today and didnt post until 4pm, my bad, lol...have a happy 4th...GG
Ok handsome...time to move onto another topic. See you forget that Mommie Dearest eventually 'kicks the bucket' so don't play that card for too long. The ol' hag! HEHEHE!
Hey mate.. sorry I hadnt added you but blogging has been the least of my worries lately, I guess you would know that if you have been reading right?
Anyhow Ive added you Hollywood Royalty ;)
BTW..
come on down to Oz and strap me in :P
Awww.... thank you Phoenix Boy! I'll readd you! :)
Shall we say a wardrobe malfunction over the weekend in The Social Closet caused the lights to flicker from time to time but the beacon is bright and glowing again. "Justin stop pulling at the breast plate"
Hopefully, none of Brett's children will write a tell-all book about living with him.
Nah, probably won't happen, since they're all chicken.
Okay, I believe I have everybody updated now!
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