Going Mommie Dearest on my Blogroll
Goodmorning to you... my wonderful fans. I am so grateful to you all, who have made me a star. While the rest of you are taking advantage of the 4th of July holiday by sleeping in late, Mommie Dearest is doing a little spring cleaning at her home. A few "troublesome" windows which didn't open and close right were knocked out and replaced. Mommie Dearest's day is never done. Now I suggest you get some cleaning of your own done.
Today, I plan to go swimming with my charming daughter Christina. I am going to teach her a little lesson about who rules THIS roost. When the little bitch whines about losing yet again, I'll just inform her that "AH, but nobody ever said life was fair, Tina. I'm bigger and I'm faster. I will always beat you. " Then I am sure she'll talk to back me, which will give me free reign to spank her ass MANY times. Ahhh... the joys of being Mommie Dearest.
I am a patient man. I am soooo very patient. But as a passive aggressive crazy person... I am about to go Mommie Dearest on my Blogroll. Some of you
fuckers blogger buddies have never added my blog to your blogroll. I have had the pleasure of meeting several of you in person. I would love to meet the rest of you (if you'll have me). My blog drives your counters soaring from my Jiggy Dance stunts, fabulous pictures, and my crazyass self. So will the following people get off their asses OR face Mommie Dearest: Chad, Darin, Kelicious, Donnie, and Phoenixboi. If you have no intentions of adding my blog, I will TEAR DOWN that BITCH (your blog) of a bearing wall and put a window where it OUGHT to be.(Delete it on my index) Okay... I feel all better now that I have that off my chest.