Ahhh.... Feels SOOO Good.....
I experienced a greater feeling than any drug, sexual release, or win has ever given me this morning. It felt soooo good. It came after I carried my excuse-riddled slacker ass to the gym . I willed myself to a hard upper body workout. I fought those familiar demons that were saying: "Oh... but you are too tired", "Your back is still sore from that limbo contest", or "It's been so long since your last workout... just do a light workout until you can get back to where you were."
I successfully completely SIX hard workouts using the same weights I left off at 10 days ago. Let me tell you...it wasn't easy. I had to constantly fight off the whiney part of me that was pouting. I made my ass stay in the gym and do as many reps as I could until my muscles were numb. I left the gym this morning feeling powerful. The euphoria was intense. I feel invincible like Superman. Where's the Gock's candyass when you need something to kick?
Ahhh... and an added bonus was hearing this song on my stereo:
Bossy by Kelis
(feat. Too $hort)
{Kelis} You don't have to love me..... you don't even have to like me...... but you will respect me........
[Too $hort]
You know, it's a hard pill to swallow
When they tell you you strange
You ain't hot
Then in the blink of an eye
They got on what you got
That means i'm a boss!
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch that beat go...
[Kelis]
I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stakes
I told young stunna he should switch the bass
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy
Ooh lemme slow it down for ya so you can catch the flow
Screw it up make it go extra slow
Real girls get down on the flo
(on the flo get down, on the flo)
Ooh i gave you a taste you want some more
Touch down on it like a pro
I ride the beat like a bicycle, I'm icy cold
Ooh from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw
The money makin playas up in harlem
Don't want no problems
We gon keep it bumpin while the 808 is jumpin
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stakes
I told young stunna he should switch the bass
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy
Ooh (i bet i bet i bet) i bet cha neva heard it like this before
My baby be closin'them phantom doors
Got the bar poppin this that you can't afford (can't afford)
Ooh i'm drinkin blastin the crowds it's all smokin
All the while i'm all open
Me and my girls we stay fly and we love to stay high
Ooh from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw
To the money makin playas up in harlem
Don't want no problems
We gon keep it bumpin while the 808 is jumpin
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch ya'll love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch the bass
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy
[Too $hort]
It's bout time that she get with me
Can't stop starin, she's fine and she's pretty
Damn girl, don't hurt em
If niggas don't back back, you gon work em
Put your mack down, i know your background
Whatchu want girl, you gettin mad now
That's how you do it, huh?
Well i'm the coolest one
In fact, bitches in the back bring em to the front, bitch!
Tell that man you's a boss bitch
Make some noise, raise your hand if you's a boss bitch
I don't think he understand you's a boss bitch
Get some help if you can cause he lost it
Ain't no refunds, she spent the cash mayne
In your benz with her friends in the fast lane
Flossin, you say "how much it cost me?"
About a million dollars playa, she's bossy
[Kelis]
I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch the bass
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh...
I successfully completely SIX hard workouts using the same weights I left off at 10 days ago. Let me tell you...it wasn't easy. I had to constantly fight off the whiney part of me that was pouting. I made my ass stay in the gym and do as many reps as I could until my muscles were numb. I left the gym this morning feeling powerful. The euphoria was intense. I feel invincible like Superman. Where's the Gock's candyass when you need something to kick?
Ahhh... and an added bonus was hearing this song on my stereo:
Bossy by Kelis
(feat. Too $hort)
{Kelis} You don't have to love me..... you don't even have to like me...... but you will respect me........
[Too $hort]
You know, it's a hard pill to swallow
When they tell you you strange
You ain't hot
Then in the blink of an eye
They got on what you got
That means i'm a boss!
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch that beat go...
[Kelis]
I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stakes
I told young stunna he should switch the bass
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy
Ooh lemme slow it down for ya so you can catch the flow
Screw it up make it go extra slow
Real girls get down on the flo
(on the flo get down, on the flo)
Ooh i gave you a taste you want some more
Touch down on it like a pro
I ride the beat like a bicycle, I'm icy cold
Ooh from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw
The money makin playas up in harlem
Don't want no problems
We gon keep it bumpin while the 808 is jumpin
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right, i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stakes
I told young stunna he should switch the bass
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy
Ooh (i bet i bet i bet) i bet cha neva heard it like this before
My baby be closin'them phantom doors
Got the bar poppin this that you can't afford (can't afford)
Ooh i'm drinkin blastin the crowds it's all smokin
All the while i'm all open
Me and my girls we stay fly and we love to stay high
Ooh from the 6-4 hoppers up in crenshaw
To the money makin playas up in harlem
Don't want no problems
We gon keep it bumpin while the 808 is jumpin
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
Diamonds on my neck, di-diamonds on my grill
I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch ya'll love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch the bass
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy
[Too $hort]
It's bout time that she get with me
Can't stop starin, she's fine and she's pretty
Damn girl, don't hurt em
If niggas don't back back, you gon work em
Put your mack down, i know your background
Whatchu want girl, you gettin mad now
That's how you do it, huh?
Well i'm the coolest one
In fact, bitches in the back bring em to the front, bitch!
Tell that man you's a boss bitch
Make some noise, raise your hand if you's a boss bitch
I don't think he understand you's a boss bitch
Get some help if you can cause he lost it
Ain't no refunds, she spent the cash mayne
In your benz with her friends in the fast lane
Flossin, you say "how much it cost me?"
About a million dollars playa, she's bossy
[Kelis]
I'm bossy
I'm the first girl to scream on a track
I switched up the beat of the drum
That's right i brought all the boys to the yard
And that's right i'm the one that's tattooed on his arm
I'm bossy
I'm the bitch y'all love to hate
I'm the chick that's raised the stake
I told young stunna he should switch the bass
I'm back with an 808 cause i'm bossy
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh... watch the beat go...
Uh uh...
posted by Brettcajun at Wednesday, July 12, 2006
12 Comments:
There's a lot of "Uh uh... watch the beat go..."!!!!
Ya sure you weren't exercising another important muscle group on the way home from the gym that 'tuckered' ya out?!?! ;-)
hmmmm, all that beating does make a boy tired!!!! I am worn out just reading it.
Congrats on your successful workout this morning. Now just stay away from Taco Bell princess!
you know that's not really MY blog per se, right?
I helped design it but the primary poster is another guy entirely... I'm not NEARLY as gay as he is.
ANYhow... in your dreams sissy-boy will you EVER whoop my ass. I'll always be younger, bigger, stronger, and more well-trained in ass-kicking technique. always.
You're so funny....
I went to Gold's last night after work myself for the 1st time in like a month. Those new doggies take up so much time!
We'll both be sore and soaking in a hottub soon!
I'm hiring you as my personal trainer. When do we start?
Gock... I would put a CHOKE HOLD on your thick neck and squeeze until you cried for MERCY. Then I'd make you admit you wear panties (even if you didn't). That's what I'll do to you BOY! ;)
I don't care who wins, but if you and the Gock do ever get together, I MUST get a ringside seat.
hahahahha....
I'll let him dance around and punch me a few times just for extra humiliation before I run-tackle him and put him straight out inside about 5 seconds.
The last thing you hear will be Brett's girlish scream come out of his mouth and then get abruptly interrupted as my thick bicep compresses his throat shortly before he passes out.
I'll give you free tix, Bigg. :)
I thought Brett only screams when he sees the snake, uh, I mean.......a Snake!
Hell Darlin,
you didn't expect me to read ALL that did ya? I started a readin' at the beginin' an' coulden't remember where I began!
Huggs, etc.. Bunny Lynn
Just found your blog. I'm all over tales of muscle bears working out. Keep em coming.
I'm gonna hold you to that offer of free tix, Gock. Brett, how do you feel about turkish wrestling? I only ask because it seems like an interesting (and relatively injury-free) way to settle the whole thing...
Just a thought.
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