Snake Witness Relocation Program
I have pulled out the drawer where the snake was hiding several times this evening, yet I have found no snake. The powers-that-be wanting to protect my ass deemed it necessary to continue to stay away from the master bedroom.
Tonight, I am relocating to a room my ex-roommate Erich (who moved to Minnesota) lived in. To get to this room, the snake has to do a little more crawling. My computer room is a straight shot across the hallway from the Master Bedroom. The bed in Erich's former room is slightly higher than my bed in the master bedroom. I figured it was probably safer to sleep in a new bedroom tonight. Kind of like Osama continuously moving from cave to cave. (lol!)
For safe measures, I had my dogs patrol all over the house and every bedroom. I sure hope Daschunds can sniff out snakes. They are once again sleeping with Daddy tonight. I will only be able to go to sleep tonight if I THINK they offer me some sort of protection. I have a flashlight next to my bed in case of any strange noises in the middle of the night. Wish me luck!
Tonight, I am relocating to a room my ex-roommate Erich (who moved to Minnesota) lived in. To get to this room, the snake has to do a little more crawling. My computer room is a straight shot across the hallway from the Master Bedroom. The bed in Erich's former room is slightly higher than my bed in the master bedroom. I figured it was probably safer to sleep in a new bedroom tonight. Kind of like Osama continuously moving from cave to cave. (lol!)
For safe measures, I had my dogs patrol all over the house and every bedroom. I sure hope Daschunds can sniff out snakes. They are once again sleeping with Daddy tonight. I will only be able to go to sleep tonight if I THINK they offer me some sort of protection. I have a flashlight next to my bed in case of any strange noises in the middle of the night. Wish me luck!
posted by Brettcajun at Tuesday, June 27, 2006
14 Comments:
I'll be damned if I'd ever give up sleeping in my own Classic Mission-Style bed built for two with the taupe duvet cover just because of a snake...
I'd strangle its hissy ass with a feather boa and then make a nice belt out of its dead, lifeless leftovers...
But that's just me...
Just make lots of noise, snakes hate noise, Play loud music, and go stamping about your home, it will probably pack its little snakeskin suitcases and leave :)
Why are you afraid of a little ole snake? Don't you work out for that reason?
Just make sure you check the toilet every time before you sit down.
Just sayin'.
I hope that isn't a Slab Constrictor... I've heard that species is particularly nasty.
Homer...That was too damn funny!!!!
This is just TOO real. You know snakes love to crawl under the bed covers. I'd move out. Tell your parents that your coming over for a visit, and STAY.
Really sounds like there's more than one snake in the house. Probably 4. They like to play hide-and-seek too. I bet they're waiting behind the toilet and behind the computer.
lol, poor brett.
You should put on some gloves and spend the day cleaning. Snakes are incredibly sensative to smell and the aroma from all the cleaning products would probably drive it away. (well unless you are keeping baby chicks in the house)
could anyone help you hunt it out and catch it? *shudder* the fact that it's been roaming around in your house THIS long... *shudder* ... and I used to have roommates with snakes. Which escaped on more than one occasion.
Please forgive me for laughing!
I have to admit, I am scared to death of snakes too...... UUGH!
Are there like snake exterminators in Baton Rouge?
Poor guy! That's why I'm thankful that we don't have snakes here in Hawai'i, in fact they're illegal to bring in... once in awhile someone will find one in their neighborhood, but thankfully I haven't yet encountered one... I hope you eventually get rid of it!
I would be moved completely out of the house and not set foot in it again until the damn thing were caught (and killed). I fuckin hate snakes. I'd rather be covered with spiders than come across a snake.
Grrrrrrrrr..............
I hope you get the damn thing!
I learned my fear of snakes from my grandma. Try this: get a couple mice and feed them some rat poison. Lock them in the bathroom with the snake and voila!
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