Finally Doing Something About that Beer Belly...
No more excuses! I came to the shocking conclusion that I, GASP, was getting a beer belly. Yes... it is shocking. Genetically, all the men in my family have beer bellies. My twin brother and my father REALLY have one. My friend John in Po Allen has suddenly got one too! Well, I am sorry, but I was not about to be another sad beer belly statistic!
Last night, I did a grueling leg workout AND a 45 minute spinning class with a female nazi spinning instructor. Boy I am sore. I should have never worn boxers to spinning class. Everytime we had to get in the "Third Position" and push my butt in the air... my balls would drag and hit that bike seat hard. OUCH! Every 10 seconds, I was goosing myself from behind with the front tip of the bike seat. No... it wasn't pleasurable. This class was brutal, but I was so proud of myself.
With a looming photo shoot on Friday, I need to continue to burn off massive calories this week. Aint nobody gonna wanna see belly in a photo spread. This aint some photo shoot from Bedford, Indiana folks!
Last night, I did a grueling leg workout AND a 45 minute spinning class with a female nazi spinning instructor. Boy I am sore. I should have never worn boxers to spinning class. Everytime we had to get in the "Third Position" and push my butt in the air... my balls would drag and hit that bike seat hard. OUCH! Every 10 seconds, I was goosing myself from behind with the front tip of the bike seat. No... it wasn't pleasurable. This class was brutal, but I was so proud of myself.
With a looming photo shoot on Friday, I need to continue to burn off massive calories this week. Aint nobody gonna wanna see belly in a photo spread. This aint some photo shoot from Bedford, Indiana folks!
posted by Brettcajun at Tuesday, June 06, 2006
8 Comments:
Darn it Brett...
When will you see that you have no beer belly! But good for you getting into cardio again.
Oh yah! Boxers and spinning class must have made for an interesting class. Boy would I have liked to have been fly on the handlebars..Wahoo!
What ever gave you the idea that those 'racin' routines on a bike would ever be enjoyable in a pair of boxers. Have we heard of a jockstrap?!?! hehehe!
OK - so I don't know which visual I am spending more time on, the bouncing balls or the thought of twins!!!! Man the fantasies are a flyin' in IL. And about this photo spread, will it be available for all to see?
Bravo! Now I know I have to come visit!
BTW, did you sit in the front of the class? I bet the poor inocent girl behind you wasn't ready to see those shaved globes sliding out...
Brett ... You're the man with the love for jockstraps! Now's the time to wear one.
Work it Brett, you definatly need to get the right gear. As for the beer belly, not everyone wants those rock hard abs.
Great blog -- what kind of photo spread -- will they be made public?? Inquiring minds want to know...
Beer bellies are so in right now!
YOU are so mean! I am proud of my beer belly. Took years to make it...damn you! ;)
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