Doing Darin Tonight...
I raced to the gym this morning to do a grueling leg workout. I couldn't stop thinking of my date tonight with Phoenix's most prolific mouthy evildoer named Darin. I rattled off some ideas yesterday, but any chance for democracy on an APNH podcast was quickly snuffed out. This bitch cooly told me in no uncertain terms that she was in control. I was at her mercy in this upcoming podcast. The Control Queen in me was unnerved. It's feels like playing a tennis game without a racquet.
So many thoughts are swirling in my head right now. Will this simply be a lighthearted chat? Or will Darin impale me with a barrage of epithets. Or he could get very randy on me! Afterall, I have been known to stir the shit and poke fun at him and his cronies.
Can Slab come out to play? Or will he be stuffed in some chute hole never to come up for air again? Will there be payback for my jabs at why he really had laryngitis? Hmmm... so many possible scenarios. So many things to ponder.
God... I really like being in control of all elements of my life. Giving Darin the wizard's wand tonight will either be beautiful or downright UGLY. Dammit... I don't like surprises!
BREAKING NEWS: DATE WITH DARIN POSTPONED UNTIL SUNDAY
So many thoughts are swirling in my head right now. Will this simply be a lighthearted chat? Or will Darin impale me with a barrage of epithets. Or he could get very randy on me! Afterall, I have been known to stir the shit and poke fun at him and his cronies.
Can Slab come out to play? Or will he be stuffed in some chute hole never to come up for air again? Will there be payback for my jabs at why he really had laryngitis? Hmmm... so many possible scenarios. So many things to ponder.
God... I really like being in control of all elements of my life. Giving Darin the wizard's wand tonight will either be beautiful or downright UGLY. Dammit... I don't like surprises!
BREAKING NEWS: DATE WITH DARIN POSTPONED UNTIL SUNDAY
posted by Brettcajun at Thursday, June 01, 2006
4 Comments:
"Doing Darin Tonight"
I couldn't concentrate on the post. I got this visual in my head I can't get past. ;)
Now....Are we just settin' ourself up for sh*t or what? And yes, you better keep Slab snuffed!vulzhamj
Hope you and Darin finally get together today.
Don't know about Darin, but if it were me I'd definitely want "Slab" to come out and play :)
Have a great time!
I've been a guest on APNH and just make sure you are rested and not hungover - helps to keep up with Darin.
Can't wait to hear it.
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