A Collective Groan

Just when you thought George Dubya's re-election caused you great heartburn and gas, this came along to create a collective groan heard around the world.

Hey, I can't help it! If you guys posted a million pictures of yourselves AND threw pity parties about your aging beauty, then you too may one day achieve this great honor. Well, perhaps not. ;)

Thank you Best Gay Blogs for the BIG SURPRISE! I humbly bow and promise to blow whoever made the decision to pick me. You bet your ass that I have been known to blow judges to advance in beauty competitions! Hey... it's tough down here in the South. We are all raised to be Miss Crawfish Festival Queen this and Miss Swamp Gator Queen that.