NSA Revelation Doesn't Surprise Me One Bit... How Can We Fight Back?
Why is this news shocking to anyone??? Ever since the dumbass Electorate gave the Republicans control of Congress AND the Presidency, I knew freedom was swiftly going out the window. Don't be surprised if there is a mole at NSA right now that works for the GOP that actively records and collects data on every Democrat running for election in November this year. This is what power hungry regimes do. They accumulate power through all means necessary. Dubya is no better than Sadam Hussein. Can the Europeans please band together, invade the United States and save us from the Tyranny of Dubya and his cronies?How can we fight back against this trampling of our constitutional rights? As free citizens, we should fight back exercising our freedom of speech. In conversations with your friends... drop lines just so your NSA file gets big and juicy. Say things like "The NSA and Dubya can suck on my left nut." Or get combatitive and tell your friend on the other line what you feel like doing to Dubya. Tell them you are thinking about blowing up Bob Jones University. I encourage you to all have fun with the NSA. Regularly state in your conversations that you are a terrorist and that you are united in the fight against Tyranny. Say things like, "Code name VIVA LA FRANCE!" or "Our French Mole has agreed to get the others onboard to free us Americans from the tyranny of George W. Bush. The Revolution Starts Now!" Let's confuse the NSA and make those lines burn up with faux terrorist chatter. What do you say? I think it would be VERY American of us to do so! Oh Lord... now my NSA file will surely be set on a higher priority list now! Jeez... I love this Tyrannical Regime that I call home.
If you guys don't hear from me anytime soon, I'll be locked away with no rights to a hearing or a fair trial. I'll have to wait until Nancy Pelosi frees me after November. That's not too long of a wait for expressing my freedom of speech. Is it?


9 Comments:
Big and Juicy, eh?
Ya, I love that we have "Freedom of Speech" and all. And our blogs are a great way to express ourselves!
Bring on the left nut!
Yeah, I can see the Guantanmo Gestapo having a spotlight on me and asking... "Prisoner 3084-D. Did you write 'The NSA and Dubya can suck on my left nut'?"
I have always supported the "Right to Arm Bears!"
Brett,
I think someone sounds just a little bit paranoid.
Would you seriously want the Europeans to band together, invade the U.S., and save us from tyranny?
I'm wondering what the Europeans would replace that tyranny with....Possibly Euro's, but probably not with free elections...
I wouldn't hold my breath waiting for Nancy Pelosi to come to my rescue, either. (Google her.)
And, Brett, if you're locked away in Gitmo, I'll smuggle in some sunscreen, Rogaine, and moisturizer, but the Gitmo-Guards might insist on a body-cavity-search before I could deliver it, or maybe even left nut sucking.
(I wouldn't mind a strip-search if Gitmo-Guard is as cute as you are...)
Brett, Calm down a bit... and Huggs!
(Think in terms of the Master Plan when L/G/B/T's take over the universe and then we have our way with everyone else.)
Huggs, Buddy!
No surprise here. Big brother is watching and has been for a long time. I was surprised to hear it come out now. The fun will be watching his approval ratings spiril down to nothing.
Perhaps in the future there will be a way if the presidents approval ratings hits a certain number we get his ass out.
I think I can hear the unmarked helicopters hovering over your house right now!. It will be interesting if it turns out that other members of the coalition of the willing (or coalition of the illing)have all been doing the same tricks. Our government in OZ wants everyone to have computerised ID tags, (ok thier calling them smart cards, but its all to allow tracking of citizens)
Brett,
If the NSA and Dubya do suck you left nut, can I suck the right one...Pul-leeze!!!!!
Don't worry...I do a good impersonation, in drag, of Nancy Polosi, so I'll get you out if needed.
Hugs bud!!
Nothing surprises me anymore about the bunch of evil-doers running our country.
Great post!
You've probably made it on to one or more of the DHS watchlists now. Of course, we'll probably all be on there with you LOL
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