A Little OCD Does Me Good...
Doesn't it feel good to get off your ass and get some of those nagging little issues in your life out the way? I have let my OCD run amock and I feel damned better about it! Just yesterday, I started the morning at 4:45am. I jumped out of bed. I changed the water in the chick pen because one of those little dumbass chicks gets off on shitting in the community chicken pen water. So, I must change it twice a day! I cannot for the life of me imagine what drinking water with chicken shit in it must taste like day in and day out. So, I try to make it as pleasant for my feathered friends as well as I can. So, after feeding the chickens, I fed and laid down water for the dogs (Boudreaux, Pierre, and Jack E. Shrew).
Then I went to the gym to do an extensive leg workout at 6am. I drove in heavy traffic across the river from downtown Baton Rouge to report into work at 7am. Great... an hour and a half overtime for me! I work slavishly the whole day. I stop at the gym (again) so I can get in the tanning bed. I am too white! Stop and fill up my gas tank at Exxon (Grrr...) I wash, dry, and put up all the bed sheets, all the white clothes, and all the colored clothes. Sweep the whole house, vaccum the whole house, and then mop all the tiled floored areas. Afterwards, I unload the dishwasher and put more dishes in it from the sink. Then I start dusting and windexing. I am still not done! I even washed Jack E. Shrew. That was a BIG TASK. He hates baths and I now have a sore back from all the effort I had to expend keeping him in the bathtub. Ahhh... then I went to bed...
This morning, I call E.Shrew at 5am to give him a wake up call for his flight to Hawaii today. I do an awesome upper body workout at the gym. I was back at work at 7am for another overtime achieving day. I am not exhausted. I feel great! I am so ready to kick ass at Laser Tag with my twin brother and all the nephews tonight in Baton Rouge.
With each task being completed, I feel SOOO much better. When the weekend is here, I will have absolutely nothing to do but PLAY. And the boyfriend will be in Hawaii for a whole week. You know what that means, huh? I am SINGLE this week! WOOHOO!!!! So... hooray for my OCD! It wipes my slate clean and let's me maximize my play time!
Tomorrow's schedule is: report to Spinning Class at 9am for a hot new male spinning class instructor. Bring Pierre to get his annual shots at the vet. Get a 12 minute stand up bed tan. Get haircut by Sister-in-Law. Relocate my chickens from their little chicken pen to a more DELUXE one. Then...drive to New Orleans... and PAR - TAY all weekend! Woohoo! I can't wait!
Then I went to the gym to do an extensive leg workout at 6am. I drove in heavy traffic across the river from downtown Baton Rouge to report into work at 7am. Great... an hour and a half overtime for me! I work slavishly the whole day. I stop at the gym (again) so I can get in the tanning bed. I am too white! Stop and fill up my gas tank at Exxon (Grrr...) I wash, dry, and put up all the bed sheets, all the white clothes, and all the colored clothes. Sweep the whole house, vaccum the whole house, and then mop all the tiled floored areas. Afterwards, I unload the dishwasher and put more dishes in it from the sink. Then I start dusting and windexing. I am still not done! I even washed Jack E. Shrew. That was a BIG TASK. He hates baths and I now have a sore back from all the effort I had to expend keeping him in the bathtub. Ahhh... then I went to bed...
This morning, I call E.Shrew at 5am to give him a wake up call for his flight to Hawaii today. I do an awesome upper body workout at the gym. I was back at work at 7am for another overtime achieving day. I am not exhausted. I feel great! I am so ready to kick ass at Laser Tag with my twin brother and all the nephews tonight in Baton Rouge.
With each task being completed, I feel SOOO much better. When the weekend is here, I will have absolutely nothing to do but PLAY. And the boyfriend will be in Hawaii for a whole week. You know what that means, huh? I am SINGLE this week! WOOHOO!!!! So... hooray for my OCD! It wipes my slate clean and let's me maximize my play time!
Tomorrow's schedule is: report to Spinning Class at 9am for a hot new male spinning class instructor. Bring Pierre to get his annual shots at the vet. Get a 12 minute stand up bed tan. Get haircut by Sister-in-Law. Relocate my chickens from their little chicken pen to a more DELUXE one. Then...drive to New Orleans... and PAR - TAY all weekend! Woohoo! I can't wait!
posted by Brettcajun at Friday, May 05, 2006
8 Comments:
Hmmmm, tan lines...
OMG, are you really OCD? I wish my OCD manifested itself in desire to do productive things. Unfortunately mine just makes me question existence and morals and is kind of incapacitating. So envious...
Good job too!
OK Brett...
Did you read my blog post from yesterday and just decide to turn this whole cleaning thing into a competition thing with me, WHO CAN CLEAN THE MOST AND KEEP GOING?!?!? ;-) **wink**
That's my Brett...Mr. "Hyper"man!!!
OOOO! Brett without tan lines. Now would that be in natural white or bronze??? Hehehe! You're too much.
Guys...trust me. Brett has the perfect body. He's too damn critical sometimes. But you go get'em any way.
And do lose too bad in Laser Tag! we don't want to much of a gut-wrenching laugh as we read about it later this weekend.
Addendum:
This: "And do lose too bad in Laser Tag! we don't want to much of a gut-wrenching laugh as we read about it later this weekend."...should read..."And don't lose too bad in Laser Tag! We don't want too much of a gut-wrenching laugh as we read about it later this weekend.
Damn - do you hire out? And imagining you without tan lines is more than I can stand...
So could you get your hot tanned body out here to Los Angeles and clean my house with you french maid apron on?
Wow, I think I actually got a little dizzy there...
You sound like you sure know how to take on the tasks at hand!
I think you need to work this into a side business or something, I'd sign up! I can be a horrible procrastinator sometimes.
Cheers,
Jason
Hope you're having a great weekend!
And you can clean my house any day - with or without the apron LOL
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