Tuesday, May 16, 2006

FEMA Chicken Refugee Camp

Battling time and nature, I constructed an emergency chicken refugee camp. The chickens were suddenly growing too big for their shelter. They were flying in each other's faces, shit was piling up everywhere (even in their fellow chick's water!) and I had to act fast before any more feathers were ruffled! This FEMA Trailer chicken camp will have to do until E.Shrew gets up here in the country to help me contruct the fabulous Le Grand Poulailler. COMING SOON!



20 Comments:

Blogger TonkaManOR said...

My neighbor just got three chickens and two pygmy goats. I found out that you're allowed three chickens peer city lot. Hmmm, fresh eggs would be nice, unfortunately my hunting dogs would probably kill them.

Oh well. Keep up the blogging Brett. I love reading about you!

May 16, 2006  
Blogger Homer said...

Ohmigod, those chickens can PECK YOUR EYES OUT!!! Don't you realize how sneaky and wicked those feathered beasts are????

May 16, 2006  
Blogger RawForReal said...

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May 16, 2006  
Blogger RawForReal said...

I just deleted my comment (above) because of bad grammar and improper syntax. What I meant to say was:

"La cage de Poulet Grande" s'appelle proprement un 'poulailler.'

(There...Now it's better.)

May 16, 2006  
Blogger Tony said...

Oh Brett....
I have never been this confused before. I need to see my psychiatrist. I just don't know what is more cute...those chickens or you. I'm so confused.

Only you Brett could make a chicken coup sound like some grand dame whore house...La Cage de Poulet Grande.

Hehehe!

May 16, 2006  
Blogger S. said...

YOU are so butch. But I am tring to figure out why you are so dressed up in a chicken coupe?

And some little bird told me (not the ones in the coupe either) that YOU have not been listening to my podcasts! Beotch. You never comment and don't listen to my shit. I bet if I didn't comment on at least 2 or 3 posts of YOURS a week you would be all up in my shit.

Mmmmm,Kay? I'm just sayin...

May 16, 2006  
Blogger Kalvin said...

Aw this is absolutely adorable. I vote for more pics with chicks. So cute.

May 16, 2006  
Blogger BRETTCAJUN said...

I am dressed how I went to work yesterday. If I got chicken shit on my dress clothes, well the washing machine would take care of that!

Scotty... I DID listen to your podcast. I still have nighmares of Joel's cackling in my head from it! (lol!) We'll have to do our own podcast soon... and that joint one with the MagicGeek!

May 17, 2006  
Blogger Spider said...

Only you could make a chicken house sound classy - do you EVER take a bad picture?

May 17, 2006  
Blogger BRETTCAJUN said...

Spider: Us debutants in the South were born and bred to be pageant ready at all times! ;)

May 17, 2006  
Blogger TonyM said...

Chickens? Aren't these a little young for even you Brett?

May 17, 2006  
Blogger Hypoxic said...

Great pics. Those chicks are cute ... and the bug lug too :)

Just don't go getting bird flu from them.

May 17, 2006  
Blogger Hypoxic said...

bug lug = big lug .... duh.

May 17, 2006  
Blogger Jeff said...

When I was a kid we'd get colored chickens for Easter. Then we'd have a "run over the chick" with our tricycles contest. Damn, but those little bastards could move fast when they wanted to.


P.S. I know what ya'all are thinkin' and shame on you.

May 17, 2006  
Blogger Chox said...

Come on. Admit it. You were all dressed up because you were about to take the chickens on a date.

May 17, 2006  
Blogger Adam said...

I'm sorry I cannot let this one go cause i'm a grammar nazi. Grand should be before Poulet or before cage depending on whether or not the chicken or the cage is big. Also "Grande" and has no "e" because poulet is masculine. Attention a votre grammaire Brett.

May 17, 2006  
Blogger Adam said...

Oh. You and the chickens look yummy.

May 17, 2006  
Blogger BRETTCAJUN said...

Thanks guys. I used Alta Vista translation and I got fowled up! (lol!) I have corrected the French! (I knew I shouldn't have taken Spanish in school instead of French)

May 17, 2006  
Blogger Moby said...

I eat chicken so does that make me a distant relative? Can I claim some of the "relief funds"?

Of course, I'd settle for more chicken flambe!

May 17, 2006  
Blogger The Persian said...

Those pictures are adorable!!

:)

May 18, 2006  

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