My Future Foretold by Fortune Cookies
I got totally PIGGIE at a local chinese restaurant today. I ordered Crab Rangoon (OINK!), Sesame Chicken, fried rice, and an eggroll. I guess they presumed such a large order would be for two people, so they gave me two fortune cookies. Lo and Behold... inside one fortune cookie was something that has NEVER happened to me before! I got TWO fortunes in one cookie! Wow! That means a total of three fortunes in all!!! This is what my fortunes read in the order in which they were opened and read:
What does this all mean for Brett? Does anyone know???!?!!?!
Trust is the secret to finding the answer you're looking for.
Time makes one wise. Ask Advice from someone older than you.
Some chance of glamor and excitement is coming to you.
What does this all mean for Brett? Does anyone know???!?!!?!
posted by Brettcajun at Monday, March 06, 2006
8 Comments:
Brett:
Sounds like a mighty high protein diet ya had there! and lo cal. too. Yah right! LOL.
Interesting fortunes. Think fortune#3 is suggestive of Las Vegas to come. As for fortune#2 -"Time makes one wise. Ask Advice from someone older than you.'
------Could that be me. Wink. wink!!!! Only I'd hope to be a lot more than just 'sage' advice. (oh, get that mind out of the gutter)
"Time makes one wise. Ask advice from someone older than you."
(Music to my ears!)
Advice: When Eagle's clenched talons make Eagle not want lava from Slab, get thine ass to vet and have wrist X-rayed.
(By the way, those birds in the pic aren't eagles...we call them buzzards. VeryBadOmen.)
First is where do you put all that food? Great Googa Mooga's! As for the fortunes they are only fun if you can add "in bed" at the end. These one's really don't work well with it. Play the numbers in the lottery instead.
Hey Brett---
I hear you have more Podcast competition out on the West Coast now. That handsome guy known as Mobius, aka MOBY. You're slackin' boy. (devilish chuckle)
You forgot to add, "...in bed." to all of those. They make more sense that way. ;-)
It means you need me in your life!
DAMN - ColaBoy beat me too it - you KNOW you ALWAYS end each fortune with "in bed" - or maybe that is just a Florida thing...
Chinese food is oh so good but so damned fattening. Fortunately, for me anyway, it never sticks around long enough to do much harm :-)
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