Wednesday, February 01, 2006

I want to be an entrepreneur...

What could I offer anyone? Sure... I thought about it all. I could open a store and sell all my Brett fans (and haters) shirts, caps and shit. You know like "Fan of Brett", "NOT a Fan of Brett" , "I'll Bend On All Fours 4 Brett", etc. Naaaah.... too much overhead. Probably not enough demand. Then I thought about selling my used jock straps, plaster Brett dildos, mini-porn movies made by request, etc. But could I really live with myself if I totally SLUTTED myself out? What if my family found out? Hmmm.... ummm.... NO.

Then I finally had a great idea! I was going to create a Paypal donation website to support my creative and lifelong endeavor of writing a book. It'll give me an extra income so I don't have to work 10 hours a day on the job just to pay the bills. I'll spend time after hours using my creative energy writing. If my work of fiction becomes the next "Harry Potter" book, then I will truly be an entrepreneur! WOOHOO! Is this a good idea? Or can any of you think of something better for me to do entrepreneurial?


Blogger TonyM said...

how about you start by taking off some of that clothes you got on? We'd certainly throw a few bucks at ya for that!

February 01, 2006  
Blogger deanos said...

I will absolutely sign up for a shirt that reads "I'll Bend On All Fours 4 Brett"...but only if you make my fantasy a reality! I would probably go broke buying all of your trinkets! But it would be money very well spent. Can you please place your magazine in a brown paper wrapper...I do not want to give you up to the postman!

February 01, 2006  
Blogger Brandon said...

I vote for porn. I won't tell anyone - I swear.

February 01, 2006  
Anonymous thetate said...

i bet you'd write such a fantastic book. anything in particular you'd write about? need a muse?

good luck! - T

February 01, 2006  
Blogger S. said...

Hmmmm...I did the webcam porn thing and made several grand but my dick got sore. Then I put up a paypal button to go towards ME writing MY book and got $1 in 3 years. I now use the PayPal button to get support for my lawyer fees to fight for my kids. I do have 10 chapters written though.

I think you should look into the porn industry. I'd pay to watch. I ALSO have a used Jock strap I could aution off on e-bay! ;)

February 01, 2006  
Blogger cola boy said...

Well, I'd defiantely be interested in your used jockstraps. ;-)

February 02, 2006  
Blogger Kree Kra said...

That little picture at the top of this post is out of control. I'm surprise you didn't have one of you licking your pits again. ;)

February 02, 2006  
Anonymous mark said...

I have to throw my vote out there for mini-porn.

*looks to see how much money he has in his bank account*

February 02, 2006  
Blogger Derek said...

awesome, didn't know you were writing a book, I'll never forget the time my mom called me and said Derek I put in tallnfuzzy on a yahoo search, and all kinds of things came up. Lucky for me after I did the search nothing really came up. I'll do paypal, if you start doing HNT.

February 02, 2006  
Anonymous TonyB said...

add a pay-per-view site with those shows u used 2 give away at and i will set up a paypal account right now.

ever thought of hustling? i would pay for a crack at that hot bod.

February 03, 2006  
Blogger brandon said...

in all seriousness, a book is a great idea. It's obvious you love to write and share yourself with the world - go for it!! I'll be right behind you, at least shoving others who are in line.

February 03, 2006  

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