Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Busting Free!


Ahhhh.... FREEDOM.... that sweet taste of FREEDOM .... YES!!! God... it feels fucking wonderful to be free at last!!! What a RUSH I felt this morning as I worked my legs under bone crushing weights. This is what I was meant to do. As I squatted 350#'s and did my 300 # calf raises, it became all clear to me. I am destined to be a video podcaster... NOT an audio podcaster!

How did I come to this conclusion? Look at me! I am built like a porn star. Anyone that knows me will tell you I am a very "touchy feely" physical person. I am also very easy on the eyes. I have those bedroom eyes. They are Caribbean Blue. You'll either find yourself wanting to dive right in those Blue Eyes, or wisk me away to the nearest bed.

What I make up for in the bedroom (and the mirror), I woefully lack on the ears. I do not have the great verbal skills other chatty Kathys podcasters do where I can just espouse on everything and anything so effortlessly. Some of you like my TWANGY voice, but I can't entertain you with my wit for very long in spoken word. Hell, I had a migraine on Valentines Day from the hazard of TRYING to entertain you with a podcast!

So, I am sticking with what I do best. I'll give you a peep show on webcam, push my naked pics on you, gyrate in your lap, let you feel my pecs, take out Slab in a bar and wave him at you, or cut up with you in a social setting where a drink of Bud Lite will interrupt me before I have a chance to get too long winded.

Yes... my destiny has always been and will forever be... visual and physical. When you come to my hometown, I wont ramble on and on about anything. I'll more than likely take your hand and make you feel the hardness of my pecs. Or perhaps I'll bring that hand down lower. But I wont... EVER... talk for any great length about anything and everything. That's not my style.

14 Comments:

Blogger TonkaManOR said...

Take out SLAB??? WTF, you have a detachable penis???? Dude that's scary! LOL

February 15, 2006  
Anonymous Tony said...

Ok - What airlines will get me out to your place as quickly as possible? I have a date to meet up with some hard pecs, those 'Liquid Pools of Blue (be still my heart),' and with a little luck, meet up with SLAB. Yeehaw!

I'll take the video podcast over the audio hands down - of course my hands wouldn't be tied down. They'd be too busy exploring that 'Adonis' body of yours, you Greek god! WOOF! But just be sure to throw in just enough "Twang" for a good tease!

Now get crackin on Video podcast #2!

February 15, 2006  
Blogger TonyM said...

You can twang all you want just whisper in my ear! Your soft warm moist breath blowing into my eary while your rock hard SLAB.....


I need to stop! I'm at work!

February 15, 2006  
Blogger Hypoxic said...

"I'll give you a peep show on webcam, push my naked pics on you, gyrate in your lap, let you feel my pecs, take out Slab in a bar and wave him at you, or cut up with you in a social setting where a drink of Bud Lite will interrupt me before I have a chance to get too long winded".

Promises, promises LOL

This I want to see :)

February 15, 2006  
Anonymous Dewayne said...

where do I sign up? I want to dive into those eyes and take some slab with me.

February 15, 2006  
Blogger RawForReal said...

Brett,

I listened, and I LOVED that "twangy" voice! So Very Sexy!

February 15, 2006  
Blogger S. said...

OMG!!! AND you are SOOOOO modest! ;)

February 15, 2006  
Blogger Kevin said...

And for that, Brett ... we love you.

February 16, 2006  
Blogger cola boy said...

Nekkid videos of you will be just fine by me. Maybe you can have your voice dubbed?

February 16, 2006  
Blogger Homer said...

I've got better things for your mouth to do than talk...

February 16, 2006  
Anonymous Pete said...

Brett I lost the directions, can you please resend them?

February 16, 2006  
Blogger Kevin said...

OK, so when do I get to meet you and do all those things you mentioned?

My tongue will be very happy!

February 17, 2006  
Blogger Shawn said...

Nice blog. If you could do me a favor i'd be really thankful ;) Go to my blog read my audition post,vote, and then pass it on, Thanks you!

February 18, 2006  
Blogger Jim said...

You should really work on getting over your shyness.

SLAB? LOL, good porn name.

February 19, 2006  

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