Chicken With It's Head Cut Off...
BRETT'S ROUTINE TO GET OUT OF FUNK:
1. Continuing my MCSE (Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer) Training: You can never have too much education. This is so I can land my dream job someday. I am going to study every week and pass those exams before the year ends. As God is my witness, I shall never be poor again!
2. Working Out and Exercising 5 days a week: Hey, if you want to play with the buff boys, you have to look like them. I am sorry, but I can't buy into the "It's whats inside that counts." THEY BOTH COUNT. I have to be physically attracted to you AND love what's in your heart. My dream man is going to be a strong fucker... willing and able to kick ass at a moment's notice. That is what I want to be to. I dare some redneck to call me a FAGGOT. I'll have his ass BENT before he can utter any more words.
3. Playing Tennis: This is a sport that I truly love and I can truly participate in. I can outhustle anyone. I can hit well. The problem area is my serve. It is erradict. Sometimes I can score the PERFECT ACE. Unfortunately, that is only 1 out of every 20 times I serve. Most every other time I serve is WEAK. Sure I can hit that ball in the square (rarely doublefault), but I want that ball coming at you BLAZING and ON FIRE. I need a regular tennis buddy to play tennis with now. My Ex will probably be around only sparingly, as I am sure his new single life will keep his weekends all about FUN FUN FUN.
4. Focus on Finances: Now that I have a fulltime roommate that will be living with me, and I have cleared some debt hurdles, I can finally start saving money for a rainy day. I need to be SHREWED with money. I want to travel, but I also want to have enough money for a rainy day. What if I meet the man of my dreams far away, but don't have a nestegg to make the move? What if I want to unattach myself from my father's umbilical chord and make my own path in life somewhere? I can only do it if I plan and I am disciplined. Of all my routines, this will be the most challenging.