A Rivalry You May Not Have Known About...
I cannot be silent about this anymore! I am tired of living under Scotty's shadow! When I first began to blog, Scotty was one of the first bloggers to contact me. I guess I was "new meat". The tailchasing started and we developed a nice blogging friendship. Well, the year has passed and I have watched with great envy as Scotty has COUNTERWHORED his way to the blogging stratosphere. He has well over a 100 bloggers linking to him, a FAG HAG army that is staggering in numbers, and a HNT ratings hit every fucking Thursday! I am looking at my counter which says: 12,617. Scotty's counter has: 16,339!!! I cannot STAND IT!!!
How did I grow so envious over Scotty? The seeds of the story starts when you follow the comment trail. Check out a few of the battles for Matthew's attention HERE and HERE. Did you read Scotty's comments? Uh huh. Wait... there's more! Scotty and I are battling for Matthew's affections HERE and HERE. Of course the battle simmered to a boil HERE after I gave Matthew a VERY SPECIAL AWARD. Scotty must have been livid at me doing a backhanded comment after giving the award, all the while blowing hot air up Matthew's skirt. This is when I first realized there was a bitchfest brewing!
The GLOVES ARE OFF! I can no longer sit by idle as my rival continues to expand her evil empire. I must strike back! This week you'll see my OWN response to HalfNakedThursdays. I'll one up him... I'll post FULLNAKEDTHURSDAY. Honey, I can OUTWHORE Paris Hilton if I wanted too! Anything for ratings! (EVIL GRIN) But that's not all. The cruelest strike will be this coming weekend. Oh, I have a NASTY surprise for MISS THANG. Matthew's tail is mine MOFO! :)