What happens in Vegas...stays in Vegas...
It is Saturday morning and I am having a great time in Las Vegas. Michael has been taking care of his personal business for a few hours each day since we have been here. While he was doing that, I was at the fabulous Mandalay Bay Spa. He asked me if I showed my dick to anyone. Of course, I said "Noooooo!". What happens in Vegas... stays in Vegas. ;) Most of the patrons of these casino spas are GAY MEN. It can be kinda like being in a bathhouse at times. I was heavily cruised both times I went. Who wouldn't? Here was a stud walking into the steam room, with sweat rolling down his cut muscles, his hairy chest and goatee exciting the natives, and his blue eyes melting every heart that happened to catch of glimpse of them. They were putty in my bad boy hands. ;)
How's my gambling going? I really haven't played a lot. Those one arm bandits can bleed you dry in a heartbeat. On the very first day of the my vacation, I lost 2/3rd's of my gambling budget. (Insert Homer Simpson Duh!) Those damn nickel slots can sure eat some dough! I should have NEVER played "My Little Piggie". WHY did I choose this machine? I guess I was fantasizing about Sean. You know you want you some SLAB. ;)
Other than parting with dear Benjamins, the city has been great. We saw Joan Rivers at the Stardust. That woman pretty much insulted EVERYONE in her act. The only two things she had something nice to say about was her daughter Melissa and the victims of Hurricane Katrina. I was surprised how SHORT she was. She must be 4'11"!!! I swear. She is a SHORT THING! And her face looked like one of those ventriloquist dolls. Don't get me wrong... she looks a lot better POST SURGERY... but you couldn't help but think she looked like a porcelin puppet. Seeing her live for the first time in my life was surreal.
The best surprise we got was a message from Celine Dion on our Harrah's telephone line. She was inviting everyone that came from the areas damaged by Hurricane Katrina to her show FOR FREE! All we had to do was show up at Caesar's and present our I.D. We got VERY GOOD SEATS! Michael absolutely loved the show. This was my third time seeing Celine and I was blown away yet again. Since Celine's show was the more expensive show, we gave our Avenue Q (Wynn Casino) tickets to Don. (McDoughall's Doodles) Yes, I got to meet him for the first time right before the Celine show. He was very handsome. I was glad he is a short fucker like me too.!!! We later went to Buffalo's (a gay cowboy bar in LV) and met up with him last night.
What's on tap today? Well, I finally have access to my bank accounts. For the last few days, I could not check my balances and one of my ATM cards was NOT working. I was PLEASANTLY surprised I had more money in each account than I thought. Woohoo! Now I have a strategy to recoup my LOSSES. I am going to bet on college football teams for the first time in my life. I am betting a parlay (pays 6:1) on Maryland beating Navy, Wisconsin beating Bowling Green and Washington beating Air Force. Since I have more money than I thought, I may bet a few more combinations of those teams to "lower my risk". You can bet on 6 games and win 40:1. Hell, I am going to bet $10 on a few combinations. If I win, I'll get $400!!! Wish me luck!!!
That's all folks. I plan to hookup with Don again today. Also, we are going to have lunch with Scott (Purpletwinkie). I look forward to meeting my second blogger! Tonight, we are seeing Le Reve at the Wynn. It should be a lot of fun!!!!
How's my gambling going? I really haven't played a lot. Those one arm bandits can bleed you dry in a heartbeat. On the very first day of the my vacation, I lost 2/3rd's of my gambling budget. (Insert Homer Simpson Duh!) Those damn nickel slots can sure eat some dough! I should have NEVER played "My Little Piggie". WHY did I choose this machine? I guess I was fantasizing about Sean.
Other than parting with dear Benjamins, the city has been great. We saw Joan Rivers at the Stardust. That woman pretty much insulted EVERYONE in her act. The only two things she had something nice to say about was her daughter Melissa and the victims of Hurricane Katrina. I was surprised how SHORT she was. She must be 4'11"!!! I swear. She is a SHORT THING! And her face looked like one of those ventriloquist dolls. Don't get me wrong... she looks a lot better POST SURGERY... but you couldn't help but think she looked like a porcelin puppet. Seeing her live for the first time in my life was surreal.
The best surprise we got was a message from Celine Dion on our Harrah's telephone line. She was inviting everyone that came from the areas damaged by Hurricane Katrina to her show FOR FREE! All we had to do was show up at Caesar's and present our I.D. We got VERY GOOD SEATS! Michael absolutely loved the show. This was my third time seeing Celine and I was blown away yet again. Since Celine's show was the more expensive show, we gave our Avenue Q (Wynn Casino) tickets to Don. (McDoughall's Doodles) Yes, I got to meet him for the first time right before the Celine show. He was very handsome. I was glad he is a short fucker like me too.
What's on tap today? Well, I finally have access to my bank accounts. For the last few days, I could not check my balances and one of my ATM cards was NOT working. I was PLEASANTLY surprised I had more money in each account than I thought. Woohoo! Now I have a strategy to recoup my LOSSES. I am going to bet on college football teams for the first time in my life. I am betting a parlay (pays 6:1) on Maryland beating Navy, Wisconsin beating Bowling Green and Washington beating Air Force. Since I have more money than I thought, I may bet a few more combinations of those teams to "lower my risk". You can bet on 6 games and win 40:1. Hell, I am going to bet $10 on a few combinations. If I win, I'll get $400!!! Wish me luck!!!
That's all folks. I plan to hookup with Don again today. Also, we are going to have lunch with Scott (Purpletwinkie). I look forward to meeting my second blogger! Tonight, we are seeing Le Reve at the Wynn. It should be a lot of fun!!!!
posted by Brettcajun at Saturday, September 03, 2005
4 Comments:
You know how people say, "I wouldn't see *insert annoyingly bad pop star here* if she was across the street and free?"
Yeah, even with that invitation I would have passed on Madame Dion.
Awwww.. that is so sweet. Of course, it would have been even sweeter if you had been playing one of the more "high-end" machines like $1 or $5, but I'll take what I can get.
I am glad to hear you are having a good time and *good luck* trying again on the bets.
I want pictures. :)
The good thing about nickel slots is you don't lose lots of money. The bad news is you don't win much money either. *sigh*
Wow, sounds like you're having a blast!! And a free Celine Dion concert? You bitch... heheh j/k. Have a great time tomorrow and make sure to tell us all about it!
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