50 Ways to Leave to Your Lover
The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
CHORUS:
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
CHORUS
Words & music by Paul Simon
I heard this song on the DIVA on a dance remix record. It was pretty cool!
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope my meaning
Won’t be lost or misconstrued
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
CHORUS:
You just slip out the back, Jack
Make a new plan, Stan
You don’t need to be coy, Roy
Just get yourself free
Hop on the bus, Gus
You don’t need to discuss much
Just drop off the key, Lee
And get yourself free
She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you smile again
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your lover
Fifty ways to leave your lover
CHORUS
Words & music by Paul Simon
I heard this song on the DIVA on a dance remix record. It was pretty cool!


7 Comments:
I am gonna have this F'in song in my head all day now! Thanks a lot, Brett! ;) ((((HUGS))))
That is an ominous start to a day. Hope all is well?
Brett, I LOVE YOU and I hope you are happy!
That is an old song, there must be more then 50 ways by now. I will be setting up a refuge camp in Houston, but there is only room for one man and he needs to be cute as hell...
Oh God...I remember THAT song and now I will be humming it all freaking night...THANKS...a FUCKING...LOT! lol! luvs and hugs
Great song.. but based on experience, you really only need 1, 2 max, ways to leave.
Talk to you soon sexy man..
I have been lookinf for the lyrics for this song FOREVER...I ususaly start humming it and then repeat the verse over and over again.
Thanks for sharing it now I can really annoy my boyfriend with it.
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