Baby Skunk Attack!
OH MY GOD!!! As soon as I parked my Pathfinder under my carpart, I noticed my dogs barking insanely at something in their backyard. I knew something was VERY WRONG. I had dress clothes on, but I didn't give a fuck. I had that motherly instinct to rescue my dogs NO MATTER WHAT.
I ran as fast as I could to the rain soaked backyard. They were barking at a black shadow crouching near the house. I feared it was a giant snake. I didn't care if it was a fucking cobra, I was going to rescue them! To my horror, it was a baby skunk with a tail taller than it's whole body. I could see a little pink asshole under that threatening tail.
OH FUCK! My dogs were relentlessly barking only two inches away from the baby skunk. I could smell the stench from a skunk spray. They were rubbing their noses in the grass. I scooped them up and ran the fuck out of there! My little Daschunds were trying to wiggle free to continue the fight, but I wasn't having ANY OF THAT! I threw them in the tub, and poured oodles of oatmeal shampoo on them. I first tried to use a plastic glove, but then I took it off. I didn't care about me. I just wanted to save my babies from that awful stench.
I toweled them off and it still stunk to high heaven! Thank God my boyfriend never made those Bloody Marys in the fridge! He had left a pitcher of tomato juice in the fridge. I put them back in the tub and washed them with tomato juice. It was cold. Pierre fought me the entire time. This was the worst bath he had ever gotten... cold tomato juice. Boudreaux just stood there and let Daddy do whatever he wanted with that cold tomato juice. (Boudreaux is my trooper) After letting it soak in for a while, I finally washed them off again.
Did it work? Well....now they smell skunkish and tomatoey. GREEEAAAAAT! Just what I needed. I was so concerned about my dogs, I didn't care whether the scent got on me. God help me if I smell like a skunk too! I am due at a poker game in an hour!ARRRRGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! It'll be interesting if people start wrinkling their noses at me tonight!